The Wide Wide Wide Wide World of Sports (that’s 4 Times the Sports!)
The Wide Wide World of Sports is getting an upset again. Not since that sports figure you all know and love did that thing that pissed people off has there been so much outrage at … sports! That past time which can make or break an entire nation.
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Spanish bullfighter El Gazpacho and girlfriend Kim Kardashian purchase the "Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring" in Tijuana, Mexico
The world's top matador, Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, have become the proud owners of Tijuana, Mexico's Pancho Villa Commemorative Bullring. The bullring has witnessed the fearless feats of some of the world's g…
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Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes"
The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will be starring in a wrestling movie. The two Puerto Rican babes will be starring in the Tri Moon Film production titled, "The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babe…
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A gorgeous Ohio State cheerleader has the prettiest beaver in Ohio
Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just learned that an Ohio State Buckeyes cheerleader has been declared the winner of the "Most Extraordinary Beaver" at the annual Beavercreek Grand Beaver Gala. Beautiful brainbox Alexis Bluffberry, 21, who…
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The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March
The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the college basketball tournament from March to May. The committee stated that the weather would be better for the players, the fans, the cheerleaders, and the be…
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
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March Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room
The book by Michael Jordan, who is the greatest NBA basketball player of all time, has just gone to #1
France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
Drones will be released at the next Olympic games
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
Dodgers host Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence on baseball night
Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
An L.A. Galaxy forward signs with the Manchester United Red Devils
It's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating
A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Brooklyn's Goombalini family want to buy the New York Yankees
The NCAA's March Madness was the most watched TV series show in China
March Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married
LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…
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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…
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LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner
The Los Angeles Post Gazette Newspaper has just put out that Los Angeles Lakers super star LeBron James has just opened up LeBron's Chicken House Diner in Tarzana, California. Reporter Fargo Windmill spoke with James, who said that owning his own…
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Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is…
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Old man thought he was having a stroke watching women's golf
Old Angus McGuiness was absolutely convinced he was he was having the initial signs of a stroke, but with help from a keen 911 operator, he was found to be OK over the phone. "I called 911 because all the words on the television screen were comple…
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian's boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame
The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been inducted into the prestigious World of Bullfighting Hall of Fame. Barcelona, Spain native Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho, who is known in the World of The Fighting…
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The rise of TOFU: The elite sport for toffs
A sport that is sweeping all of the well-heeled health clubs in the country is TOFU. Tofu, what is that? Well, other than a tasteless, and rather pointless meat substitute, it is Kung Fu, but where only Toffs can take part. Toffs are very rich,…
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The Michael Jordan Bull Brand condoms are the nation's number one seller
Every retail store and drug store in America has run out of The Michael Jordan Bull Brand Condoms. The QuinniPinni Research Agency reports that it is now the number one selling birth control method in the entire nation. The "Bully's" as they ha…
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A very upset San Diego State says that they may not participate in March Madness 2024
In a stunning twist that has left NCAA March Madness fans shocked, Coach Lomax Lincazewski of the San Diego State Aztecs has dropped a bombshell: SDS may sit out the 2024 March Madness tournament. According to Pico de Gallo from The Sports Bet Gaz…
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team
King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy) bequeathed $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team, the world champion Houston Astros. The queen was very fond of Astros superstar Jose Altuve, who la…
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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach
Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…
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Woke Dodgers bring back switch-hitting sisters: Aren't Tommy Lasorda's Dodgers
In a move that may backfire like the Bud-Light commercial, the Woke Dodgers re-invited the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to their Gay Pride celebration on June 16. After initially sending them down to the minors for rehab, the Dodgers responded…
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A knuckleball pitcher for Swamp State College throws a 4-0 no-hitter against Ohio State
In a stunning upset, the underdog Swamp State Crocodiles triumphed over the formidable Ohio State Buckeyes baseball team, as reported by Sportsapalooza journalist Pia Confetti. Confetti highlighted the extraordinary performance of 18-year-old fres…
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The March Madness champions UConn to play the Los Angeles Lakers in China
(Sports News) - In a surprising turn of events, the UConn Huskies, fresh off their March Madness 2023 triumph, have announced their upcoming tour in China to support a cause close to their hearts: The Chinese Home For Retired Rickshaw Drivers. The…
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