Funny story - And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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Funny story - Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election

Kanye West announced on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, that he would be entering the presidential race. Kayleigh McEnany, spokesperson for the White House, announced that Donald Trump would not be seeking a second term, but would, instead, endorse Wes…

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Funny story - 7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President

On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...

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Funny story - Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan

Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan

Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...

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Funny story - Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story - Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...

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Funny story - President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas

President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas

It's been rumored that, after she was summoned to the White House to meet the parents of a young motorcyclist she had killed in England in August, Anne Sacoolas, the wife of a US intelligence officer, may have given President Donald Trump a blow job.

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Funny story - Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...

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Funny story - Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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Funny story - Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...

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Funny story - Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Master of the Mint, Sajid Javid, is being held by officers from Scotland Yard this morning, after it was discovered a huge haul of special Brexit celebration 50p coins could not be accounted for. The commemorative coins should have gone into gener...

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Funny story - Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...

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Funny story - Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader

In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...

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Funny story - Boris Johnson Has Got Crabs

Boris Johnson Has Got Crabs

British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, looked decidedly uncomfortable at the end of the G7 conference in Biarritz yesterday, as he scratched furiously at his crotch area, in what experts say was a determined effort to battle a colony of crabs that ha...

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Funny story - Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss

There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...

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Funny story - Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation

Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...

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Funny story - President Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech

President Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech

Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...

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Funny story - Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson took time off from driving the country nearer to destruction this afternoon, when he met with former EastEnders actress, Barbara Windsor, for a discussion on dementia. Introductions went well, but, during the meeting,...

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Funny story - Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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Funny story - Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have

Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have

Councillors in Chutney on the Fritz have met, at tax-payers expense to discuss the possibility of organising another meeting about the number of meetings they have. Councillor Money-Tree told us, ‘Yes, it is true. Whilst most normal people would h...

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