Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election
Kanye West announced on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, that he would be entering the presidential race. Kayleigh McEnany, spokesperson for the White House, announced that Donald Trump would not be seeking a second term, but would, instead, endorse West to...
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Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different
The Washington Redskins, having come in for criticism in relation to their name, which could be said to be an affront to Native American Indians, are seriously considering making a major change. Slated for the derogatory name 'Redskins', the franc...
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Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA
As tempers continued to fray at the weekend, there was a major development away from the rioting, when the Black Lives Matter organization officially declared the former Parliament and Funkadelic frontman, George Clinton, the President of the Black U...
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Mississippi Updates Its Flag
Biloxi, MS - The state of Mississippi is trying to shed its image as the most racist state in the Union, even deciding to take down their 126 year old flag, which is part confederate. But what to replace it with? ...hmmm? (or in Mississippi's cas...
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7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President
On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...
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Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan
Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...
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Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson
Williamson-Bashing Reveals Neocon Core of Not-So-Sweet "News" Source The Onion
President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas
Trump Supporter From The Start, Says He's Not So Sure Anymore
President Trump Has Noticed A Similarity Between The Words 'Panic' And 'Pandemic'
Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge
Vanna White To Run For President Of U.S.
Brian Clough Has Risen From The Dead
Homeland Security Crushes July 4th Terror Plot
2020 Democrat Hopefuls Release Campaign Slogans
President Trump Reveals He Has Been Joking About Everything
Sarah Palin's Former Secret Service Agent Explains Why He Was 'Checking Her Out'
Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally
Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...
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Racist TV Shows To Make Comeback Under Boris Johnson
As the Conservative Party leadership race starts to get on your tits, sources inside the party have said that, should Boris Johnson be successful, TV viewers can look forward to a whole swathe of racist and homophobic shows that had been, hitherto, s...
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President Trump Wears Blackface For Press Conference
President Donald Trump is said to be in a state of meltdown, after he turned up for a White House press conference wearing blackface, and making monkey noises. The president delivered a speech on the crisis at the Turkish border, where previously-...
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Dominic Cummings Fan Club On Brink Of Closure
There was bad news for Prime Minister Boris Johnson's chief advisor and political strategist, Dominic Cummings, last night, when figures released by the evil hatchet man's official fan club showed that its membership was at an all-time low. Cummin...
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Justin Trudeau Says He Feels "More Comfortable In Brownface"
Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, has given a frank and in-depth interview about the photographs of himself in 2001, when he dressed up as Aladdin, and donned brownface. In the interview, he claims that, rather than having browned his face...
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Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation
Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...
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Scientists discover missing particle responsible for racism
Work carried out by scientists at CERN and published in this month's Nature Journal detail the surprise results of the experiment. Prof Brian Cox (not the leading scientist on the experiment but the only one lay people know) explains the findings, wh...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt
In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...
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President Trump In Office Through At Least 2056?
President Trump will still be in office when freshman representative Ocasio-Cortez is set to retire. Nearly half a century of President Trump? How is this possible? President Trump has a knack of playing poker with others who are playing go fish.
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Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed
Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...
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Iran And Iraq Travel Advice Update
The killing of so-called terrorist leader, Qasem Soleimani, by US forces earlier this week has drawn stern warnings of revenge from Iran, and the British Foreign Office has issued new travel advice for Britons intending to travel to the area, and, in...
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President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports
The use of recorded or 'canned' laughter, often employed to encourage studio audience participation, is to be introduced into television news reports that cover the speeches of US president, Donald Trump, it has been revealed. With so much of the...
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