Funny story - Libertarian Reluctantly Seeks Government Help To Recover Stolen Crypto

Libertarian Reluctantly Seeks Government Help To Recover Stolen Crypto

ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…

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Funny story - California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

California To Ban Everything Made Of Plastic

The State of California is planning on banning all plastic products. Yes, soon, in California, there will be no plastic allowed: no more soda bottles, water bottles, baby bottles, shampoo bottles, pill bottles, plastic silverware, food containers, su…

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Funny story - Bipolar Opinion Column

Bipolar Opinion Column

In spite of our reputation as a humor site, we take the issue of mental illness seriously. Therefore we are proud to present a perspective on social issues from Franklin J. Russo, an American commentator with a unique personal perspective. Frank…

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Funny story - Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…

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Funny story - Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

The Vice President will travel to the headquarters of Subway sandwich shops to talk to a “large, restaurant style bowl of the famous Subway tuna salad.” A spokesperson for the Vice president emphasized that he bowl “was quite large and was the…

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Funny story - Fauci alternative persona emerges

Fauci alternative persona emerges

Suddenly emerging, and revealed here through diligent investigative work, a split personality disorder in National Health Advisor, Mr. Fauci, has startled some observers. Others find the two personas "entirely consistent." Depicted above, Mr. Fauc…

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Funny story - President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…

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Funny story - To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

To Combat Methane, Biden Giving Every Home A Labrador Retriever

Washington, D.C.—Climate scientists all agree that food waste is a massive contributor to methane, which goddamnit, also causes global warming. Just in time for Glasgow's big COP26 Climate Meeting, Biden has a plan to make it all go away. And ye…

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Funny story - How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

How To Tell If Trump Is Guilty? When He Claims Executive Privilege!

Now really! When Trump says he didn't do anything wrong but claims Executive Privilege, he must know his goose is nearly cooked. If found out, it means trouble with a capital T, right there in Mar-a-Lago. Former part-time golfer Donald Trump clear…

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Funny story - Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse

Republicans Say Tasing A Person Is Diplomatic Political Discourse

Gosh. The world witnessed the riot on January 6th at the Capitol. The riot was defined as Diplomatic Political Discourse, by Republicans. To define it as such is worse than a whitewash. It is closer to a pre-school F grade for Show And Tells. And…

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Funny story - US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...

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Funny story - Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

Ben Carson: "If Jesus Had a Gun, He'd Be Alive Today."

SEATTLE (The Kal-El Report)- Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren in her "Off the Record" show this week, "If our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ had an assault rifle or even a sidearm like a Glock, he would be...

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Funny story - Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trumpers Won't Accept Presents from 'Lib-tard' Santa

Trump supporters are taking their loathing of anything that even has a whiff of democracy to the next level. And now, they are aiming their AR-15's straight at Santa Claus! Right wings news outfits have recently referred to him as a, 'Flaming libe…

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Funny story - Is It About Voter Fatigue Or Private Male-Part Fatigue?

Is It About Voter Fatigue Or Private Male-Part Fatigue?

New commercial on television about voter fatigue, but it’s using voter fatigue as a euphemism for a guy’s sexual performance. Got it? Racy stuff, but it’s okay. At least it’s out of a woman’s uterus. Are you listening, Governor Abbott? Get your v…

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Funny story - Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder

New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump's supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn's sup...

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Funny story - Ex partners now doing what politician do

Ex partners now doing what politician do

Ex-partners across the country are now following what government ministers do by poking their noses around in things that don't concern them. Former Prime Minister John Major has started the trend, by stating his opinion on the conservative party, a…

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Funny story - Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC Paleontology Conference Unveils New Species

Washington DC: In August 2008, the media was so busy focusing on the major party political conventions in Denver CO and Minneapolis MN that they missed the Paleontology Conference held here. The fossilized remains of several new species of dinosaur have been unearthed in digs around the country. Republicanosaur: This creature was once thought to be extinct. However, it has been seen alive...

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Funny story - From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen

A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...

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Funny story - Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...

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Funny story - President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports

President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports

The use of recorded or 'canned' laughter, often employed to encourage studio audience participation, is to be introduced into television news reports that cover the speeches of US president, Donald Trump, it has been revealed. With so much of the…

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