And Godd Tweets Too
On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…
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Kanye West Endorsed by GOP for November Election
Kanye West announced on Saturday, July 4th, 2020, that he would be entering the presidential race. Kayleigh McEnany, spokesperson for the White House, announced that Donald Trump would not be seeking a second term, but would, instead, endorse Wes…
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7 Reasons to Vote Kanye West for President
On Saturday, musical artist and fashion designer, Kanye West, announced his candidacy for the 2020 US Presidential election. West made his announcement via Twitter. “We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision...
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Dominic Cummings Plays Down His Resemblance To Coronation Street's Pat Phelan
Dominc Cummings, the hatchet man of Prime Minister Boris Johnson, has tried to play down suggestions that he is actually former Coronation Street character, hatchet man, Pat Phelan. Cummings was in the news recently for breaking his own lockdown r...
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Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally
Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...
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Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt
In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...
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Trump Sparks Diplomatic Incident After Sumo Challenge
Trump Plan Leaves Reporters Wall Eyed
Michael Gove Says Taking 'Class A' Drugs Should Not Prevent Him From Being Prime Minister
New Trump sign interpreter just man flicking off camera
1924 Volvo BlueRinse - A Return of an old favourite
Trump And God Agree To Disagree
Washington Redskins To Change Their Name To Something Completely Different
Ode to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election
President Trump's Speeches To Be Accompanied By Canned Laughter In TV News Reports
Bush Camp Backtracks on Inuit "Snow Pigs" Gaffe
Black Lives Matter Install George Clinton As President Of The Black USA
President Trump May Have Been Given Blow Job By Anne Sacoolas
It's been rumored that, after she was summoned to the White House to meet the parents of a young motorcyclist she had killed in England in August, Anne Sacoolas, the wife of a US intelligence officer, may have given President Donald Trump a blow job.
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Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote
In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...
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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?
US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...
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Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"
Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...
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Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins
Master of the Mint, Sajid Javid, is being held by officers from Scotland Yard this morning, after it was discovered a huge haul of special Brexit celebration 50p coins could not be accounted for. The commemorative coins should have gone into gener...
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader
In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...
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Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...
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Biden's Bland Yet Forceful Denial of Sexual Assault Allegations Gives Americans New Hope for Nation
Desperate for a glimpse of a light at the end of the “Trump tunnel,” Americans troubled by the sexual assault allegations made by former Senate aide, Tara Reade, against presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, felt renewed hope for the...
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President Trump Falls Asleep During His Own Speech
Former vice-presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney, former Speaker of the House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, and the Supreme Court Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas have all had trouble in the past staying awake during meetings, an...
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Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected
Prime Minister, Boris Johnson took time off from driving the country nearer to destruction this afternoon, when he met with former EastEnders actress, Barbara Windsor, for a discussion on dementia. Introductions went well, but, during the meeting,...
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Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed
Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...
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Council meets to discuss the possibility of a meeting to discuss the number of meetings they have
Councillors in Chutney on the Fritz have met, at tax-payers expense to discuss the possibility of organising another meeting about the number of meetings they have. Councillor Money-Tree told us, ‘Yes, it is true. Whilst most normal people would h...
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