Lot's of people are walking around with a low IQ
Ariana Frande and Ethan Plater's romance came as a surprise to the Broadway actor's now-estranged wife who feels he abandoned his family ...The Spoof.com has learned. Sources close to Lilly Ray -- who married Plater back in 2017 -- tell us she's d…
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Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
He was the first male, girl scout pilot to attempt flying across the Pacific Ocean. He was scheduled to land in Hawaii with a group of nine girl scouts who were to attend a summer camp in Honolulu. But the disappearance of American aviator Thomas…
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
On January 2, 1492, Abdallah Muhammad bin Ali, also known as Muhammad XII or Boabdil, the last Muslim sultan of Granada and head of the Nasrid dynasty, surrendered his city and handed over the keys of Islam to Europe—or so it appears. In an ironic…
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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach
Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership of the charismatic Jeanie Buss, are about to embark on a coaching adventure like no other! In a jaw-dropping twist, Buss is considering appointing her brand new boyfriend…
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The curious life of Charles Darwin
It's midnight, and wolves can be heard howling during a full moon. With a window open, the strong scent of lavender can be detected in the home of Robert Darwin's family. Mrs. Darwin is ready to give birth, and she's in labor pains. They have deci…
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Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader
In the fall-out of Prime Minister Theresa May's dancing debacle in Kenya last month, leading Conservatives have said that what's needed to carry their party forward, and to keep 'in step' and 'in tune' with the Great British public, is a woman with h...
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Joe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit
Mary of Nazareth was a street walker- dear Christ!
London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries
Government Climate Committee Agrees that Desperate Times Call for Discussion of Some Possible Measures
In a Stunning Decision, the Supreme Court Declares Adult Swim Unconstitutional
Why are conservatives so evil?
Haggard:"I didn't have to pay"
Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins
Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports
Daenerys Targaryen to announce bid for Tory Leadership
Coffee Chain Takes Over Spain's Banks; Euro to Be Replaced with the Starbuck
US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau
Vote Democrat to save society
Facts are very important, especially when discussing the health of women and the American public. The fact is, abortion is an essential component of women’s health care and public safety. Abortion gets rid of the infanticide gene and prevents it f…
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From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen
A few weeks ago, I wrote a story about buying a book from a charity shop in Cottingham, near Hull, in which I later discovered a £20 note that had been used as a bookmark by the book's previous owner. The book was 'Damn, you, England' by the playwright, John Osborne, the writer of the classic 1956 play, 'Look Back In Anger'. The book, a first edition, contains a selection of his writings which...
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Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport
WASHINGTON (NW) — Transgender athletes whose biological gonads assigned at birth are male would be barred from competing on girls' or women's sports teams at federally supported schools and colleges under legislation pushed through Thursday. It's a s…
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Michael Madeup's leaving speech
Today marks a significant moment in the political landscape as we bid farewell to none other than Michael Madeup. Madeup has stirred intrigue and captivated attention throughout his career and we hope this won't be the last we hear from him. This…
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A trained dog helps voters detect lies
MANCHESTER, England – (Satirical News) – After getting tired of the unclear speeches of the election candidates, the progressive voter decided to do something about it. As a dedicated dog trainer, Mr. Will Findmorogh started teaching his own dog t…
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...
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Stormy Daniels is retiring from her job
The celebrity porn actress Stormy Daniels abruptly announced on Tuesday that she's retiring from the spotlight, sending the porn world into a meltdown. "The politics, the lies, and false narratives finally got me!" she wrote in her Instagram post…
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Mick Lynch Wins UK Bowling Championship After Record Number Of Strikes
RMT boss Mick Lynch was last night crowned the new ten pin bowling champion of the United Kingdom after producing a record thirteen strikes in a row for a score of 330. Surrey native Geoff Saunders, Lynch’s opponent in the final, only managed a score…
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The 6-step Strategic Plan
Every government or private sector department needs a strategic plan, whether they realise this or not. Many departments even get their act together to actually produce such a plan. The process usually followed is the six-step plan originally devised by Procrastinus in the early part of the Holy Roman Empire. Step 1 The executive management team get together when the realisation dawns that...
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Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP
Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…
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President Biden's Blood Red Speech
Mississippi has contaminated drinking water in Jackson. Similar to the poisoned drinking water in Flint, Michigan. An ex-resident of the White House has absconded with top secret government documents, some of which are still missing. The most signifi…
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Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
There was real drama on an international scale on Friday night, as Russian president, Vladimir Putin, immobilized British outgoing prime minister, Theresa May, with his infamous 'Silesian handshake'. The two were meeting for the first time in year...
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The 6-step Strategic Plan
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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore
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Bird With Big Tits To Be Next Conservative Leader
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Vladimir Putin Disables Theresa May With Handshake And A Kiss
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President Biden's Blood Red Speech
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Mick Lynch Wins UK Bowling Championship After Record Number Of Strikes
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Stormy Daniels is retiring from her job
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Not a single male should be elected, really, politics isn't their sport
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When the last Muslim Sultan surrendered Granada to Europe: Unraveling history's echoes in the modern day
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The curious life of Charles Darwin
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From My John Osborne Book: A Letter To His Fellow Countrymen
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Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP
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“Where’s Nancy?”
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Michael Madeup's leaving speech
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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
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Unsolved mysteries: The unexplained Gulf Breeze UFO and D. B. Cooper
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Vote Democrat to save society
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Lot's of people are walking around with a low IQ
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A trained dog helps voters detect lies
