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Funny story: Senator Joseph McCarthy visits from Lower Belmarsh Hades Lot 46 Cell #19

Senator Joseph McCarthy visits from Lower Belmarsh Hades Lot 46 Cell #19

Incredible developments continue to shape our world. Vaccines that used to take several years to develop are now available in a few months. A new "political science" for the covid epidemic has emerged. Even more astonishing--breaking: Co…

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Funny story: Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Pence Pardons The Debate Fly That Landed On His Head

Washington, D.C.- Vice President, Mike Pence, doesn't get the broad powers to pardon prison sentences for his sordid array of scumbag pals. Hell, he doesn't even get to pardon the damn turkey. But on his last day in office, Pence did take the time…

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Funny story: Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.

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Funny story: Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Lost Hillbilly Driver Arrested Near Capitol With Guns 'n Stuff

Washington, D.C. - Scooter 'Scoots' Landfield, of Bumblefudge, Mississippi was lost. Lost real, real bad. It happens a lot around D.C. But 'Scoots' didn't even want to be anywhere near D.C. He had been driving from his sister's husband's lobster b…

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Funny story: Gorillas in San Diego with covid NOT planning to attend inaugural next Wednesday

Gorillas in San Diego with covid NOT planning to attend inaugural next Wednesday

According to CBS and other news media, several gorillas in the San Diego Zoo have recently tested positive for Covid-19. The following taken directly from notes by a CNN observer. Their spokesperson, Albert, has said: "What with all the news hy…

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Funny story: “And Then They Stole The Election,” Trump Tells Giggling Children While Visiting Local Kindergarten

“And Then They Stole The Election,” Trump Tells Giggling Children While Visiting Local Kindergarten

Balancing between playing golf and tweeting sounds like a difficult task. Still, Donald Trump keeps finding new ways of letting everyone know that Satan-worshiping communists stole the election. "I was skeptical when the President suggested visiti…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP

Nancy Pelosi concedes Mr. Trump should be hanged, drawn, and quartered ASAP

Insider information indicates Ms. Pelosi has taken a further step toward curtailing Mr. Trump. Transcript of an interview with a major news outlet (not yet released) indicates Ms. Pelosi is not content to stop at impeachment. "That sounded goo…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Says "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"

President Donald Trump Says "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet!"

He may have less than two weeks of his time in the White House left, but President Donald J. Trump earlier today struck terror into the hearts of every right-minded person in the US, and in the wider world. Trump appeared briefly on the White Hous…

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Funny story: Handbook For Would-Be Politicians

Handbook For Would-Be Politicians

Thinking of changing careers? Hungry for the spotlight? Why not consider politics? It’s not as difficult as you think. Just follow these few simple steps: YOU NEED A SLOGAN! First, you need a slogan. Remember to keep it short, so that people…

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Funny story: Man Is Looking Forward To January 20

Man Is Looking Forward To January 20

This year, 2020, hasn't been especially good for many people, particularly those who succumbed to the Coronavirus, COVID-19, and it's fair to say that most people will be glad to see the back of it, and to usher in a - hopefully - better new year on…

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Funny story: No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…

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Funny story: Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

Experience: I met Matt Hancock at a Fetish Club

I know he has a tough job, and has the nickname "Door Matt", but to see him there in that position was a shock, I can tell you. It was just after the first lockdown, when people could start to mix again in small numbers, and my girlfriend and I de…

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Funny story: Experience: Jeremy Corbyn stole my Rhubarb

Experience: Jeremy Corbyn stole my Rhubarb

I'd had an allotment in Islington for a few years, and other allotment owners had warned me about security, saying that theft was a problem. I didn't believe it, at first. I mean, who wants to steal small amounts of home-grown fruit and vegetables…

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Funny story: Experience: I fathered two of Boris Johnson's children

Experience: I fathered two of Boris Johnson's children

That arse Johnson is supposedly a serial shagger, but I gave him a dose of his own medicine. It was several years ago, and it went on for a while. Bozo's wife was mightily pissed off at his never-ending peccadillos, and she wanted to get her own b…

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Funny story: Experience: I was sexually assaulted by Margaret Thatcher

Experience: I was sexually assaulted by Margaret Thatcher

It was the heady days of the early 1980s when Thatcherism was in its heyday and the Iron Lady was riding the crest of a wave having won the Falklands War and her second election. I was a new boy, a spad, that’s a special adviser, seconded from Co…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Says Her Ass Belongs In Politics

Ivanka Trump Says Her Ass Belongs In Politics

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors News has just informed the public that Trump’s number one adviser, daughter, and woman who is getting a big pay check from American taxpayers for virtually not doing a damn thing, wants to enter politics. Vo…

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Funny story: Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"

Joe Biden To Donald Trump: "You're Fired!"

If there was ever any doubt about what the post-election relationship between President-elect Joe Biden and the outgoing president, Donald Trump, was likely to be, the uncertainty was removed earlier today, when Mr. Biden looked straight down the TV…

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