No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson
London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...Read full story
Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"
So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...Read full story
May's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens
Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...Read full story
Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis
Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...Read full story
Olympic flame extinguished, David Beckham loses backup flame
There's the Olympic cauldron but the Olympic flame is no more. The shocking news that the Olympic flame has been extinguished and the British Olympic organizers can't light it again due to David Beckham losing the only backup flame has just been l...Read full story
Teresa May on Brexit "To be perfectly honest, none of us fully understand what it is."
UK Prime Minister Teresa May has stated today, in an interview with Channel 4, that neither she nor any other parliament members in her office truly understand the inner workings of Brexit. In the candid interview with Channel 4's Mijabus Shaymfel, t...Read full story
Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed
Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...Read full story
Cameron: I do not want to eject seamen prematurely
Adapting Royal Navy submarines to allow women to serve on them will cost £30 million, MPs were told. Defence Secretary Ivor Hammond-Organ said the money would allow women to have separate accommodation on the submarines; each room would have its own...Read full story
Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission
It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...Read full story
Time 'Criminals' To Be Penalised! Clock detector vans to round up offenders!
The government has issued a stern warning to the British public: put your clocks forward before 2am on the 31st of March and face the consequences. "It is an offence and legal action will be taken against any offenders," Time Minister, Gerald Smith t...Read full story
Oh dear, it's another 'public consultation'
Politicials love 'public consultations' because they seem so democratic and open. "You tell us what you want and we'll do it" Right? No actually it's "You tell us what you want and then we'll ignore you and do what we want." a la Heathrow's 3rd ru...Read full story
New television series: "I'm a politician, get me out of here!"
TV bosses are debating on what to call a new show, should it be; "Second Homes?" or "My Little Empire?" or "At Your Expense?" They finally agreed on a name. Thus a new (reality) television series is to be broadcast later this summer called: "I'm a...Read full story
UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing
In an astonishing admission of incompetence and poor planning, Prime Minister Theresa May has revealed that the cigarette packet on which Brexit plans were written has been missing for nearly two years. The empty box of Marlboro Lights was probabl...Read full story
Back and to the Left news and Boris Johnson have something in common. Both of us like to make up wildly inaccurate stories to discredit or embarrass others. However where we are a pair of idiots travelling around the country singing stupid songs he i...Read full story
Lady Whip of West Ham: "I am not giving it to you, **** off."
The Dungeon Theatre, West Ham, London: Lady Labour Whip Lyn Brown, West Ham's Dominatrix 'infamous' rant at the Houses of Parliament; "For F***'s sake, move out of my F****** way." "You are such a rude F****** man, you just walked right in front of me." "I am not giving it to you, F*** off." "You just do that and see what happens." "You are harassing me, leave me alone." Lady Do...Read full story