Funny story - ‘Air bridges can be windy but they’re strong and stable’ claims anonymous Tory backbencher.

‘Air bridges can be windy but they’re strong and stable’ claims anonymous Tory backbencher.

The post-Coronavirus tourist industry will use air bridges made from compressed air, and are primed and pumped, to float travelers abroad. ‘With thirty million compressed air jets pointing skyward from Gatwick to dozens of European destinations,…

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Funny story - Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

Report: Parliament considered invading the US, citing nation is in an “Existential Crisis”

LONDON - The recent uproar across the pond with issues such as the Coronavirus, systemic racism, and failures in leadership, have led to talks of a potential invasion of the US. “The situation in the United States is troubling, and may require full a…

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Funny story - Grayling The Chair

Grayling The Chair

Chris Grayling is to be appointed as the new Chair of the Intelligence Committee as the UK government goes through another restructuring. But for those lefty commentators rubbing their hands in glee at this clear own goal from Boris Johnson, things m...

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Funny story - Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...

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Funny story - PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

PMQ titters at Miliband's 'the Chancellor has lashed himself to the mast ...not for the first time perhaps!'

London - A thinly veiled S&M joke at PMQs today saw UK Chancellor George Osborne squirming in his Commons front bench seat. Opposition Leader Ed Miliband's swipe at Government economic policy saw a nudge-nudge/wink-wink remark allude to tabloi...

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Funny story - Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive"

Union leaders told the PM that ConDem cuts were "dangerous and divisive" during a mince pie summit at Downing Street yesterday. Whilst eating mince pies and drinking egg nog yesterday, Union leaders told the Prime Minister that, indeed - cuts in c...

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Funny story - Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop In It

Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop In It

The man who used to clean the toilets at Aberdeen station, Wee Jock Poo Pong Mcplop is in it up to his eyeballs. He is the joker responsible for the cost overruns involved in the building of the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood. Great shame too what w...

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Funny story - Cleavage In Parliament

Cleavage In Parliament

Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...

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Funny story - British cabinet made up entirely of wooden planks

British cabinet made up entirely of wooden planks

Furniture manufacturers have complained to the UK government that its cabinet is not fit for purpose, and that it will not fulfil the role expected of it. "It is a hastily thrown-together mishmash of planks, nuts and screws," said Jev Ikeason. "I…

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Funny story - Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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Funny story - Meddlesome writes memoir: The Turd Man

Meddlesome writes memoir: The Turd Man

Once more a politician pours oil onto the burning facade of his own creation and cries out,'It wasn't my fault guv, it was his. Poor Gawd Blimey, he never realised the fundamental truth, your SCOTTISH man! Did you really think you could be P.M. fo...

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Funny story - UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

We present to you, anagrams of some of the crooks... I mean MP's of this wonderfully riot torn, nepotistic, and crumbling Nation. You will find some members of the Conservative Party (Anag: Vast carnivore type), New Labour Party (Anag: An we bar poultry), and the Liberal-Democrat Party (Anag: Cry bedlam Proletariat) David Cameron: Prime Minister (Tory-Coalition) 'Odd, I crave man' Nicola...

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Funny story - UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

In an astonishing admission of incompetence and poor planning, Prime Minister Theresa May has revealed that the cigarette packet on which Brexit plans were written has been missing for nearly two years. The empty box of Marlboro Lights was probabl...

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Funny story - Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Tories left to "Clean Up Labour Mess". Kim and Aggie called in.

Fans of Channel Four's lame show "How Clean is Your House" have a special episode to look forward to at last, as David Cameron hired the vindicious pair to clean up the mess left by the Labour Party. Kim Woodburn, the naggy old bird from I'm a Cel...

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Funny story - Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

Diane Abbott's Hairline Receding Fast

There was drama at the BBC TV studios last night, when This Week host Andrew Neil told his regular political pundit guest, Labour MP Diane Abbott, that her hairline was receding faster than that of ex-Tory Michael Portillo. Abbott looked embarrass...

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Funny story - David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron Announces New Cabinet Posts

David Cameron, aware that he is losing popularity and that Nick Clegg as Deputy PM has too much on his plate has been revising his Cabinet in a reshuffle which is aimed at lifting the opinion poll rating of the Government. Nick Clegg, after being...

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Funny story - Disabled march on Number 10

Disabled march on Number 10

The organizers of severely disabled people who are planning to take part in a protest march, over proposed spending cuts, have announced that the group is hoping to reach Number 10 by 2012. That's if all goes well and the wind is behind them.

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Funny story - Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

Sir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”

“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...

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Funny story - Young horse to be invited to join the government - which will be henceforth called the foal-ition

Young horse to be invited to join the government - which will be henceforth called the foal-ition

David Cameron has been true to his word about introducing a new style of politics. His latest move (gimmick? No surely not)is to ask a young horse to join the government. "I am excited about this move" Said Mr Cameron whilst he repeated patent lea...

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Funny story - Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

Chinese Submarine on Secret Sex Mission

It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...

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