Funny story - Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Chancellor Rishi Sunak has revealed that despite managing the finances of the UK, he doesn't actually know what taxes are. When asked by a journalist at a press conference, he said, "Is that what you call it? The money that all those people give to t…

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Funny story - Brave Poltician calling Putin names online

Brave Poltician calling Putin names online

Brave politician Michael Made-up, Chutney on the Fritz's leading independent MP has called President Putin names online. 'Call me controversial, but Vladimir Putin is being a bit of a Silly Sausage, isn't he?' tweeted Made-up to his three follower…

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Funny story - Cabinet Secretary to be consulted on minister's names prior to appointment

Cabinet Secretary to be consulted on minister's names prior to appointment

The Cabinet Secretary’s secretary (no relation) has issued a strong warning that in future, before anyone with a funny name is appointed to ministerial position the Cabinet Secretary’s secretary’s secretary (look, it’s all up front, straight up) must…

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Funny story - We Didn't Do It and You Can't Prove it: No.10

We Didn't Do It and You Can't Prove it: No.10

The Government has issued a statement today saying nothing had been 'going on' and if there was they didn't know about it. The Prime Minister's (latest) spokesman said, 'It wasn't him, and it definitely wasn't me. I've only been in this job twent…

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Funny story - Where was Michael Gove?

Where was Michael Gove?

In all of the news about parties not happening, which may have only been social gatherings, no one knows where Michael Gove was. The Minister for parties, having a good time, and cheerleader for any beleaguered Conservative colleague that needed i…

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Funny story - The British Parliament Has Prohibited The News Media From Mentioning Princess Diana

The British Parliament Has Prohibited The News Media From Mentioning Princess Diana

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Parliament has decided that effective immediately the news media will be prohibited from mentioning Princess Diana in any type of news report. The action was taken due to the fact that there are many news outlets…

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Funny story - Toddler savaged by government watchdog

Toddler savaged by government watchdog

There were calls for changes to The Dangerous Bureaucrats Act last night after a 3-year-old girl was admitted to Great Ormond Street Hospital suffering from wounds inflicted by a Government Watchdog that had been left free to roam in a London Park.

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Funny story - Whatever happened to the honourable, dishonourable politician?

Whatever happened to the honourable, dishonourable politician?

In shocking news that surprised absolutely no one, another politician (we won't name names, but you can probably guess) has been caught doing something he shouldn't have been. Yes, that's right, he wasn't social distancing. Unlike, the old days th…

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Funny story - Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office

Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office

Following the recent exodus of many MP from Westminster culture minister Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger desk. 'When I am out talking about the importance of London Ballet, London Theatre and London recitals to the plebs in the outer reach…

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Funny story - Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

Rees-Mogg made Brexit minister - promises to drag UK economy into 19th century

In a desperate attempt to distract attention from his failures, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has appointed top-hatted Victorian gentleman Jacob Rees-Mogg as Brexit Minister. The news comes in the same week that the government's own figures reveal…

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Funny story - Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...

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Funny story - Johnson's Facial Hair Bill trimmed by Lords

Johnson's Facial Hair Bill trimmed by Lords

With Brexit done, Parliament has turned its attention to central questions of British life. Boris Johnson's Facial Hair Bill, however, has been given a short back and sides at the Committee Stage by the House of Lords. "Incomprehensible," moped th...

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Funny story - Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

The Dark Lord Cthulhu, devourer of souls and destroyer of worlds, has been given a seat in Boris Johnson's cabinet, as Minister without Portfolio, replacing Michael Gove. The Great Old One has no previous experience of government, but has a cult f...

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Funny story - Fill in the ......... - YOU decide

Fill in the ......... - YOU decide

The ......... Party today announced new initiatives to ........ ........ in the British political ......... Prime Minister ......... ....... stated that the ........ scandal was not his ....... and should not be ...... against his ........ L...

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Funny story - UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

UK Politician's Suitable Anagrams - 2011

We present to you, anagrams of some of the crooks... I mean MP's of this wonderfully riot torn, nepotistic, and crumbling Nation. You will find some members of the Conservative Party (Anag: Vast carnivore type), New Labour Party (Anag: An we bar poultry), and the Liberal-Democrat Party (Anag: Cry bedlam Proletariat) David Cameron: Prime Minister (Tory-Coalition) 'Odd, I crave man' Nicola...

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Funny story - Damian McBride email released

Damian McBride email released

Shamed Downing Street official Damian McBride suffered more embarrassment today as the actual email that he has now resigned over was released. Within the email a number of accusations are discussed which were intended to be published via a Labour...

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Funny story - Preferable Culture Secretaries

Preferable Culture Secretaries

Although she has the job of Culture Secretary, Nadine Dorries, formerly a contestant on I'm A Celebrity Get me out of here, many people feel that there are other alternatives. Here we take a look at them. 1) The Krankies. - A famous Scottish comed…

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Funny story - The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

UK Chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has admitted that there will be “tough choices” to be made over public financing. This coupled with the last ten years of austerity should be music to the ears of those in Northern England who voted to put these cunts in p…

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Funny story - MPs Expenses Ecstasy

MPs Expenses Ecstasy

As the furore over MPs' abuse of expenses mounts, I can reveal further troubling allegations of impropriety at the Palace of Westminster. A Labour Member, who cannot be named for legal reasons but I am calling 'Mr. C.', is exposed as claiming the...

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Funny story - Johnson actually sacks someone

Johnson actually sacks someone

British prime minister Boris Johnson has shocked the political world by actually sacking someone: his cleaner. Following controversies involving foreign secretary Dominic Raab, home secretary Priti Patel, and pretty much everyone else in the cabin…

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