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Funny story: Unexploded WWII Bomb Found Under Houses Of Parliament

Unexploded WWII Bomb Found Under Houses Of Parliament

Army bomb disposal units were called out to an address in Westminster last night, after an enormous unexploded World War II bomb was discovered at the Houses of Parliament. The bomb, estimated to be a 1,000ib device, is thought to have been fitted...

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Funny story: Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

We've had Bill, we almost had Hillary, and now the US is only a vote away from having the biggest, loudest, craziest, sexiest and funkiest Clinton yet for its president - George, who has announced his intention to run for president in the 2020 electi...

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Funny story: Official - May and Merkel are same person

Official - May and Merkel are same person

It's official. Angela Merkel and Theresa May are actually the same person. In a stunning revelation, Doris Boggs a hopeless schizophrenic from Neasden in north London, has finally admitted that these two mad women are actually just two of her many...

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Funny story: MPs play charades

MPs play charades

During a break in a recent Brexit meeting, members of the cabinet and leading Brexiteers were recorded playing a game of the popular parlour game Charades. The transcript of the recording is as follows: David Davis: Is it a film? Theresa May: It'...

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Funny story: May To Return

May To Return

Embattled poisonous harpy (and current UK Prime Minister) Theresa May has admitted she’ll “probably stay on after Brexit”. Despite the fact she’s as popular as a Klan member at a Martin Luther King Jr memorial service. May said (after a healthy be...

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Funny story: No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

No 10 Rose Garden Wedding This Summer For New UK PM Boris Johnson

London, UK - (Riotous): Tory Party compost heap gardeners are readying to bed down Downing Street’s half acre of splendid floribunda hybrid tease in anticipation of a summer wedding according to The Spoof’s man-with-the-hoe. The new follows recen...

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Funny story: Guy Fawkes arrested in rat-infested catacombs of Parliament

Guy Fawkes arrested in rat-infested catacombs of Parliament

After failing to blow up parliament on November 5th, another attempt to cause anarchy in the Houses of Parliament has been thwarted today! Guy Fawkes was spotted entering a portcullis below water level in the Thames normally used to ship governmen...

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Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Jeremy Corbyn To Be Sent On An Anger Management Course

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has been severely disciplined by House of Commons speaker, John Bercow, who has decreed by the powers invested in him, that the Right Honourable Member should, without much further ado, attend an Anger Management Course.

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Funny story: May's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens

May's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens

Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...

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Funny story: Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...

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Funny story: Teresa May on Brexit "To be perfectly honest, none of us fully understand what it is."

Teresa May on Brexit "To be perfectly honest, none of us fully understand what it is."

UK Prime Minister Teresa May has stated today, in an interview with Channel 4, that neither she nor any other parliament members in her office truly understand the inner workings of Brexit. In the candid interview with Channel 4's Mijabus Shaymfel, t...

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Funny story: "Absolutely everything is OK" declares May.

"Absolutely everything is OK" declares May.

In a follow up to her enthusiasm about a No Deal Brexit being A-OK-not-a-problem, Theresa May has issued a reassuring statement relating to absolutely anything which may crop up, informing the British public, "it'll probably be fine". This follows...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

Danny Dyer Appointed as Brexit Secretary

"Prime Minister" Theresa May surprised both Brexiteer and Remainer members of her party today when she appointed EastEnders on-screen hard man Danny Dyer as Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union following the resignation of the previous s...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Boris Johnson: "I'm a world class quitter"

Straw-haired buffoon Boris Johnson has resigned from his job as UK Foreign Secretary, in protest at Brexit plans that he believes are "not outy enough". He bragged that although he achieved "bugger all" during his two years in the high-profile gov...

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Funny story: Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Jeremy Thorpe - Margaret Thatcher Love Affair Revealed

Following on from the successful BBC true life drama "A Very English Scandal", a hitherto unpublished diary has been uncovered, containing revelations of a short but torrid affair between Liberal MP and gay poster boy Jeremy Thorpe and another young...

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Funny story: UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

UK government admits that "Brexit plan fag packet" is missing

In an astonishing admission of incompetence and poor planning, Prime Minister Theresa May has revealed that the cigarette packet on which Brexit plans were written has been missing for nearly two years. The empty box of Marlboro Lights was probabl...

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