Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...

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Funny story: Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...

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Funny story: Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

Carolina Football's Jehovah Defends Hiring Son Jesus As Offensive Line Coach

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. - The new chief of the University of North Carolina's football program is under fire from team boosters for choosing his own son as offensive line coach.

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Funny story: Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion

A host of authorities were called to 4750 North Meridian Avenue, Indianapolis, the governor's mansion, after a neighbor grew concerned over a raging fire, excessive smoke and an odd scent of burning flesh and hair. "The governor (Vice President to...

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Funny story: The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

The Madonna Miffed With Popeparazzi

"What am I, a saint?" moans Mary, mother of Jesus of Nazareth. "Why do these sketch artists and sculptors keep stalking me, trying to reproduce my image on canvas and stone? Their flashing torches are half-blinding me!"...

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Funny story: Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

It was a week of tragedy for France as the Notre Dame Cathedral burned before the eyes of the world. Luckily, the cathedral was not entirely destroyed. And most of the cathedral’s collection of artifacts have been preserved. Unfortu...

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Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...

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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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Funny story: Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

In the wake of continuing revelations regarding sexual abuse by priests and growing antipathy toward its pro-life/anti-choice stance on abortion, the struggling Catholic Church, unable to sustain a full staff, has laid off the Holy Spirit, long consi...

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Funny story: Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

UP--In an announcement earlier today, American Express revealed that after creative differences with current spokesperson Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian would be replaced in the current Superman advertising campaign. The company then shocked everyone b...

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Funny story: God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Funny story: George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"

WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush returned from the fourth Summit of the Americas held in Mar del Plata, Argentina on Monday with his tail between his legs, stung at being called "human trash" by Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona, and called...

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Funny story: Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus found himself in the news again, this time in Birmingham, Alabama, the cradle of the Civil Rights movement. The Savior vowed to stand by His "people" until the "White Devils," as he called them, stopped physically harassing them as they did at...

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Funny story: Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Catholic Offended at Being Compared to Alien-Believer

Defending his faith in Jesus Christ and the Catholic Church, Chad Hanley took offense when an acquaintance, in passing, compared him to a person believing in aliens from outer space. “I’ve never in my life worn a tin-foil hat,” said Hanley. “Nor w...

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Funny story: Source of Jesus Images located

Source of Jesus Images located

Over the past twelve months there has been an inordinate number of sightings of images of the saviour, Jesus Christ, in ordinary items, such as a door in a DIY store, a naan bread, a can of mushroom soup and a Wotsit, a maize snack. Vatican inside...

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Funny story: Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Sistine Chapel, Rome - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Shocking new internet claims about Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper allegedly contain hidden images of a woman holding a condom and pleading with Jesus.

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Funny story: Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Jesus was 'robot from the future', claim archaeologists

Archaeologists from the University of Alabama have found amazing new evidence about the life of Jesus - or the JESUS 9000 as it is now known.

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Funny story: The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.  Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...

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Funny story: Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy

In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...

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Funny story: Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Christian fundamentalist and pyramid scheme, Order of the Divine Will and Testament professes that its belief in the resurrection of the dead at the Imminent Second coming of Christ entitles them to continue collecting the social securities checks of...

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