Jesus Christ was a Gay man
London News: Based on scriptures Jesus Christ was always happy. When he bloody whipped money changers at his father's temple he was happy. If he were depressed without motivation, it would be difficult slashing someone's face apart with a horse whip.Read full story
Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.
NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…Read full story
Religion is a fabrication of the mind
Paris, France- The question is not whether science can prove religion, but rather can religious believer's prove what they believe. They wouldn't be able to ask Jesus or Buddha to attend a national conference because they really don't care about t…Read full story
America’s Democratic Jesus
Is the United States of America a theocracy? One likes to think there HAS TO BE A SEPARATION of church and state in any democracy, but America has proven this wrong. Now, with Christians as senators and congressmen and congresswomen, and most…Read full story
Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...Read full story
Rome Evacuated in Bomb Scare
ITALY: The offices in Rome of Il Messaggero, one of Italy's leading newspapers were evacuated early yesterday. What is believed to have been a nuclear bomb was found on the premises, in the editor's office. Army bomb disposal experts were called in t...Read full story
Original Jesus's sandals found in German priest's foot-locker!
(NOT EDITED) A wicked smell was detected coming out of an ancient priest's foot-locker deep down in Pruem Cathedral's catacomb. Pruem is a town lodged between green hills faraway in the Eifel area of Germany. Locals have always wondered why such a…Read full story
Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.Read full story
The Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas
The following is not a joke. This really happened to me when I was a Missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) over twenty years ago. The experience occurred right after I was transferred into a small town in Texas as a missionary in the early 1980’s. I have changed the names of the city, my companion, and the member of the Bishopric to save some people...Read full story
Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit
In the wake of continuing revelations regarding sexual abuse by priests and growing antipathy toward its pro-life/anti-choice stance on abortion, the struggling Catholic Church, unable to sustain a full staff, has laid off the Holy Spirit, long consi...Read full story
BBC Announces "Landmark" New Series, 'A Reimagining Of The Life Of Christ
The BBC have today announced the launch of what they are calling "a landmark new series". NAZARENE, written and run by Mark Gatiss, will be a contemporary reimagining of the story of Jesus Christ, and in a move certain to shock the Christian relig...Read full story
Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews
WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...Read full story
George Bush Claims He is Descended from Jesus Christ and Akhnaten and is Not "Human Trash"
WASHINGTON (AP)-President George Bush returned from the fourth Summit of the Americas held in Mar del Plata, Argentina on Monday with his tail between his legs, stung at being called "human trash" by Argentine soccer legend Diego Maradona, and called...Read full story
Pentagon to replace Jesus with Thor, Zeus
Washington, DC - The Department of Defense is experimenting with replacing Jesus as an element of basic training in favor of more warlike deities, such as Thor and Zeus. "We have nothing against the Prince of Peace," said the religious consultant...Read full story
Ronald Weinland - One of two of God's prophets - tells of Jesus returning
I've been doing some serious research since reading and writing about Jesus wanting to be President. It appears that 2012 is in his diary, but it's for a different reason. That's how rumours get started. This should teach us all to do our resear...Read full story
Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”
WASHINGTON D.C. - Emerging from the heavens amidst a flurry of lightning and ferocious winds, the Old-Testament God, commonly known as Yahweh, descended upon the United States Congress. “I am the Lord thy God,” Yahweh bellowed, shaking the ground...Read full story
Easter Bunnies in lockdown means Easter is postponed in 2021!
(NOT EDITED) Year 2021 will be a bad-egg Easter because of global lockdowns affecting normal celebrations! Jesus will not be crucified on Good Friday this year; hence he will not reappear on Easter Sunday as usual, and will certainly not be appearing…Read full story