Trump Condemns Flaunting White Supremacy
In a national address following the latest racially motivated mass shooting by a man who claimed to be protecting his country from an ethnic invasion by Hispanics, United States President Donald Trump strongly condemned violently flaunting white supr...
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Jesus makes a surprise appearance at the Democratic National Convention
Jesus stunned politicians with a surprise appearance and a short speech at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Wednesday afternoon. He talked about how U.S. government and politicians have to rediscover true values...
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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?
It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...
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Jesus Wants Cage Fighting Of MMA
Violence and religion have been one of the primary forces in human history. Now there is a fusion of the two with a new craze for 700 cage-fighting church ministeries across the U.S. "God loves cage fighting," says pastor John Richards of Colu...
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British Heavy Metal Band Blamed For Betrayal Of Jesus
A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public. The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...
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Jesus comes back to reteach America the Golden Rule. President Trump declares message "Fake News"
After getting sick of his Facebook feed being flooded with decisive rhetoric and partisan clickbait Jesus, the Son of God, decided to come back to earth early. He originally attempted to just post the Golden Rule on His Facebook page, but it ended u...
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'Barack Christ Superstar' song released
"What kind of Automatic Weapon Would Jesus Carry?" - New NRA Sales Promotion
God Speaks to Earth from Heaven
Christian Youth Group Forms Prayer Circle Around Tornado. Banishes It To Hell.
He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah
Bone Box Stirs Controversy in Vatican and Holy Land!
Not good men, GodMen!
Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!
Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?
Pence Brings Trump to Jesus
God - a scientist way ahead of his time
Mysterious last page of Bible found
Jesus Stones a Cripple Man
"Jesus Christ, what the f**k have you done?", were the words on everyone's lips today in the Holy Land - voted by' Religions Weekly magazine' as the holiest site in the world - as
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Nuns In US Safe From New Catholic Inquisition
A fragment of an ancient Egyptian papyrus known as the "Gospel of Jesus's Wife," unveiled in 2012, shows no evidence of being a modern forgery, as some critics had charged, according to an article published in the Harvard Theological Review. The con...
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Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump
Appearing together at a campaign rally in South Dakota, Christine O'Donnell and Donald Trump announced their futuristic vision to stop masturbation before it ever happens with a new government agency: The Department Of Pre-jack. After they unveiled t...
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Toast appears on Jesus's face in Dorking Church
Worshippers at Dorking Unitarian Baptist Seventh Day Mormons church on West Street were astounded last week to discover toast on the face of Jesus in their church. "We went in for our two o'clock tea and biscuits," said Edgar Whistleblower, also o...
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God Admits to Being a Codependent
After an eternity of trying desperately to control everything around him so that the people he cared about would be okay, God finally admitted to being a codependent. “I felt like I wasn’t okay unless everyone else was okay,” said God. “I felt res...
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Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely
HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
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Jesus Christ Returns to Earth; As Second Coming Actually Occurs, TV Evangelists Offer Insight
Jesus Christ, founder of the Christian religion and son of the monotheistic deity Yahweh, returned to Earth as promised last Tuesday morning. He quickly held a press conference which was broadcast live from New York City to "set the record strai...
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Jesus wept! Japan authorities declare 'Fukushima stable' a holy birth shrine
Tokyo - Jesus was born inside a nuclear fast breeder reactor according to Japanese sources which have placed the Fukishima 'stable' on the conservation 'at risk' register. Fallout specialists said today some historical corrections may be needed to...
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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019
After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...
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Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth
CLEVELAND--In a move Vatican officials are calling "purely coincidental," to the Chicago Cubs' victory in the World Series, Jesus Christ, Son of God and Savior of Humanity, left His place at the right hand of the Father early Thursday morning, and ha...
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Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers
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Sharpton, Jackson, Christ Defend Imus
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Christianity Rejoices As Holy Bible Is Found To Contain 'At Least A Grain Of Truth'
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Biblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth
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If Jesus had been born in America
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Church of England Rebranded "Architectural Tours Ltd."
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Ron & Fred on The Bible
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Scientists clone Jesus.
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New Dead Sea Scrolls Shocker: Jesus not son of God! John Inman outed!
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Mary, Joseph and a Child Will Appear in Bethlehem to Help Boost US Economy: Obama
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Jesus is 2008 Toy Miracle Seller - Outsells Barbie!
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Donald Trump: "Jesus was born in Weirton, West Virginia!"
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Harvard Prof finds 'Honey Do' list from Jesus' wife!
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Facebook? More like the good book!
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Yeezus One Step Closer To Becoming Jesus
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Jesus Is A Sellout, Says God
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Authorities Called to Governor Pence's Mansion
