Funny story - He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

He Has Risen: Pillsbury Doughboy, The New Messiah

Minneapolis (Bakers Daily News)-Spread the good news! Spread the butter! Spread the margarine! He gave his life to save the world of its breakfast sins! And today he is risen, to sit at the right hand of the eggs and morning...

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Funny story - Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

Jesus' Sandals Found in Iraq Desert

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iraq - In Iraq this morning, fighting had broken out in the desert. The fighting was fierce at first, but soon died down when everyone ran out of ammo.

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Funny story - Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temper...

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Funny story - Face of Christ on a Sheeps Backside

Face of Christ on a Sheeps Backside

Ballygobackwards Co Clare. - The sleepy village of Ballygobackwards woke this morning to the glare of the media. Television crews and journalists descended on the little Irish village. The reason for all this attention was the reported vision of C...

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Funny story - Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

Bible Stories Explained: The Feeding Of The 5,000

The Bible is an interesting book. Many people have read it, all over the world. But, as well as being interesting and widely-read, it can also be a difficult read, and much of its content often needs much further explanation before one can understand...

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Funny story - Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

Jesus to Replace Seinfeld in Superman Ad Campaign

UP--In an announcement earlier today, American Express revealed that after creative differences with current spokesperson Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian would be replaced in the current Superman advertising campaign. The company then shocked everyone b...

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Funny story - Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

In the wake of continuing revelations regarding sexual abuse by priests and growing antipathy toward its pro-life/anti-choice stance on abortion, the struggling Catholic Church, unable to sustain a full staff, has laid off the Holy Spirit, long consi...

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Funny story - Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Christine O'Donnell To Lead Anti-masturbation Effort Under President Trump

Appearing together at a campaign rally in South Dakota, Christine O'Donnell and Donald Trump announced their futuristic vision to stop masturbation before it ever happens with a new government agency: The Department Of Pre-jack. After they unveiled t...

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Funny story - Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Da Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?

Sistine Chapel, Rome - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Shocking new internet claims about Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper allegedly contain hidden images of a woman holding a condom and pleading with Jesus.

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Funny story - Jesus' Fingerprint Found on Tombstone

Jesus' Fingerprint Found on Tombstone

The fingerprint of a person called Jesus Nazareth has been found on an ancient stone in Rome.

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Funny story - Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...

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Funny story - Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell

Two North Carolina Baptist pastors are observing President Jimmy Carter's 90th birthday by suggesting that he might go to hell for saying that Jesus wouldn't discriminate against LGBT people. Pastor David McManus accused Carter of embracing the "h...

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Funny story - God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Funny story - Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...

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Funny story - Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

Chocolate Jesus Offends Lactose Intolerant Catholics

A life-size milk chocolate Jesus on the cross is about to go on display in a New York Gallery offending...well, the people who are usually offended by this sort of thing.

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Funny story - Jesus would understand the recession says Tony Blair

Jesus would understand the recession says Tony Blair

Yale University, New Haven, Ct - (30 Pieces of Silver Mess): "And what's more He'd absolutely insist intellectual giants such as, er, myself! - employed as $5 million per annum JP Morgan Bank consultants - get their government-sponsored bail out bon...

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Funny story - Mel Gibson Time Travel Goes Awry

Mel Gibson Time Travel Goes Awry

In yet another case of mankind developing technology that exceeds its collective wisdom to manage, Lethal Weapon star and emerging director Mel Gibson was today, accidentally, transported to 4 B.C. Gibson's "encounter" with Jesus (la...

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Funny story - Bone Box Stirs Controversy in Vatican and Holy Land!

Bone Box Stirs Controversy in Vatican and Holy Land!

An ancient ossuary has been uncovered with the tantalizing inscription "Jesus, son of Joseph and His wife, Magdalene the whore". Theologians, church officials and Holy Land experts have leapt into the fray with a war of words and a duel of...

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Funny story - Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Jesus Burial Site Authenticated

Dendrochronologists and speliologists have joined research efforts to confirm dates of the wood in the cave when Jesus was buried. Thanks to new methods learned from watching Titanic and CSI reruns, the dating methods conclude with 91% accuracy that...

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Funny story - Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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