Man Spills Soup and Finds Jesus

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 3 January 2011

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An elderly gentleman from Blackpool finds him at the centre of a religious whirlwind today following an incident as he was making his lunch.

Whilst making his favourite soup, he accidentally slipped and spilled the pan across his breadboard. After he has cleaned himself off, he glanced at the board and realised that within the soup was an exact likeness of our lord Jesus.

The Vatican is currently despatching its famous "Priory of the Soup Face" in order to conduct an investigations however it is believed that the Pope is said to be outraged given his recent statement that "Jesus would never appear in Mulligatawny".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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