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Heartbreaking: 2 Year Old Labrador Feels Trapped in Own Home.

Speaking of the stresses that come along with having to constantly cater to the family’s needs, Bailey, a 2 year old Labrador Retriever, stated that he planned to run away from the family… again. “I just feel like I can never be myself around the...

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Inspiring: Man logging 2,848 hours into new Call of Duty game has now spent more time fighting nazis than grandfather did.

Funny story: Inspiring: Man logging 2,848 hours into new Call of Duty game has now spent more time fighting nazis than grandfather did.

Citing the endless amount of time he has spent/spends perilously ending dictator control in simulation of World War II, Robert Fischmann, a 23 year old man with a knack for keyboard controls wonders why he receives little to no credit compared to his...

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Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Funny story: Nashville Man Sees a Sign and Transforms His Life

Cody Gray of Nashville, Tennessee, had an unfortunate habit of having just a little - okay, a lot – too much to drink and then recklessly driving himself home. He’d never had an accident or been stopped by the police, but in the back of his mind, he...

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Pence Brings Trump to Jesus

Funny story: Pence Brings Trump to Jesus

Following United States President Donald Trump’s party-chastening failure to secure funding for his long-promised border wall after a 35-day partial government shutdown, Vice President Mike Pence seized upon the president's rare moment of humility an...

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Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

Funny story: Struggling Catholic Church Lays Off Holy Spirit

In the wake of continuing revelations regarding sexual abuse by priests and growing antipathy toward its pro-life/anti-choice stance on abortion, the struggling Catholic Church, unable to sustain a full staff, has laid off the Holy Spirit, long consi...

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Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

Funny story: Nashville Man Resolves to Find True Resolve in 2019

After a lifetime of hemming, hawing, and beating around all kinds of bushes, Christian Caldwell of Nashville, Tennessee, has resolved to find true resolve by - or at least during - the New Year. “No two ways about it," said Christian, his resolve...

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Santa Claus Hates Mince Pies

Funny story: Santa Claus Hates Mince Pies

On the eve of the most widely-celebrated Christian festival of the year, the main focal point of the event, Santa Claus, has spoken out about one of the things he hates most about it - mince pies. Parents of young children everywhere have, down th...

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BBC Announces "Landmark" New Series, 'A Reimagining Of The Life Of Christ

The BBC have today announced the launch of what they are calling "a landmark new series". NAZARENE, written and run by Mark Gatiss, will be a contemporary reimagining of the story of Jesus Christ, and in a move certain to shock the Christian relig...

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"Get thee behind me, Stan" and Other Biblical Misconceptions

Funny story: "Get thee behind me, Stan" and Other Biblical Misconceptions

Despite the death sentence imposed on him in a fatwa issued by the Pope, our fearless Religion Editor, Paxton Quigley, continues his exposés of the contradictions and stupidities of blind faith. In this occasional series he explains some typographical errors, omissions and mistranslations from the bible. "Get thee behind me, Satan." It is well-known that there are gospels missing from the bible...

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Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

Funny story: Did Jesus Wear Socks and Sandals, or Did He Paint His Toenails?

It's the ultimate fashion faux pas, of course, but did the Lamb of God wear socks with his sandals? Was that part of the reason that Pontius Pilate agreed to crucify our saviour? What do you think? It's possible, as Nazareth's average January temperature is 11.5 ℃ with a minimum of 7.8 ℃ (that's 52.7 °F and 46 °F for our insular American chums) which can be a bit nippy on the tootsies. So maybe y...

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Old-Testament God Creates 11th Commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Engage in Victim Blaming, You Sadistic Morons”

WASHINGTON D.C. - Emerging from the heavens amidst a flurry of lightning and ferocious winds, the Old-Testament God, commonly known as Yahweh, descended upon the United States Congress. “I am the Lord thy God,” Yahweh bellowed, shaking the ground...

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Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

Funny story: Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Reports Stigmata from Contentious Senate Confirmation Hearings

The newest United States Supreme Court Justice, Brett Kavanaugh, reported that during the contentious confirmation hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee during which he was forced to defend himself against accusations of sexual misconduct ma...

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Archaeological Bombshell: Ginger Rogers played the accordion at The Last Supper claim theologians

Funny story: Archaeological Bombshell: Ginger Rogers played the accordion at The Last Supper claim theologians

The Royal London Society of Theologians last night made the sensational claim that 1940's film legend, Ginger Rogers, played a medley of tunes on the piano accordion at the final gathering of Christ and his disciples, before His arrest and crucifixio...

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Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

Funny story: Nashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time

After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...

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Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Funny story: Tennessee Man Meets Jesus With Whiskey on His Breath

Tennessee man Joshua Hendricks recently met his Maker – albeit for only about ninety seconds – with whiskey on his breath. “It wasn't exactly how I wanted it to happen,” admitted Hendricks, who fell into a coma as a result of alcohol poisoning but...

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Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year Hence These Inappropriate Jokes-

Funny story: Easter Fell On April Fools Day This Year Hence These Inappropriate Jokes-

WARNING- Not for the religiously sensitive!!! God to the world- “He wasn't really my son! He was adopted!...................April Fool!” Jesus as he comes out of his tomb three days later- “That wasn't really me on the cross! It was some other guy I sold it to....................April Fool!” Judas to Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane- “I didn't really turn you in. I just pretended to be...

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Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Funny story: Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Last weekend came a huge blow to people of faith when Pope Francis was spotted at the International Atheist Convention in Stockholm, Sweden. When questioned about his attendance at the conference, Pope Francis stated that he was there not as a protes...

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Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Funny story: Donkey saved in Lincolnshire claims he's Jesus's donkey!

Christmas always provides us with miserable and wonderful stories, and this story has hit the hearts of donkey and Jesus lovers in the UK! A donkey, that appeared from nowhere tied up on a supermarket forecourt was on its last legs until a donkey...

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