Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
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Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?
Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.
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The abusing of the internet
When the internet became very popular and mostly used for porn, porn, porn, funny pictures, texts, videos, and more porn. It was the most amazing thing ever. Since at least 2000 or maybe even earlier, there has been an increase in original things like cat pictures, "Fail" things which showed someone messing up on something which looked pretty funny. It kept being funny until a point that it's...
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Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet
MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...
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95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...
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AskFrFred44Giveness, The Internet Confessional Box
Man reads YouTube comments
BabyFaceBook Offers a Wayback Machine to Avoid Adulthood
Great News! Faster Speeds with your BullshiT Broadband
Tesco sued by online shopper
It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
Conspiracy Theories #2- Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Look At The Internet Again
The Spoof writer causes Internet to crash
A 3-Year-Old Portuguese Toddler Can Speak 29 Different Languages Fluently
Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?
Government To Reclassify U.K Broadband Services
New Internet start-ups cause faint buzz of excitement
Man Behind Anonymous Screename Knows What's Best For Country
Birmingham, AL - As the political atmosphere becomes increasingly divided, Americans are showing an unprecedented level of skepticism in their political leaders and a distinct lack of trust in the media's coverage of important issues. Recent polls c...
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Spammer's Heaven…
Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...
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Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.
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Somali renegades behind Pirate Bay crude downloading fiasco
Gulf of Aden - (Captain Pugwash Mess) Renegade Somali tanker highjackers have been blamed for illicit crude oil downloadings in the notorious waters of Pirate Bay. The North African gangs have claimed to be helping millions by siphoning off Saudi...
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Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"
The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...
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Virginity For Sale In Online Auction
Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good. Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc...
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People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain
According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...
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Thieves Get Chatty
People who chat on the internet should be aware, a group of thieves are working the web and taking what they see. E-Crime is on the up, and the E part is only half the operation. "Internet thieves? Ha - Don't make me laugh!", I hear you cry. But don't get too complacent my dears, these people are professionals, and very light fingered ones at that! The thieves mainly target single males, who...
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Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.
VATICAN CITY PAPAL ANNOUNCEMENT. The following was broadcast last night by Pope Francis from Rome. "The Holy See's concern with the march of materialism has prompted her to reinstate PENANCE as the primary mode of the expiation of sins. For too long we have ignored the sacrament and its healing power. The global obsession with transient pleasures, with material things, with cosmetics, travel...
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Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'
Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...
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Where are they now? The Millennium Bug or Y2K
Oh, those heady days of innocence as we partied in the streets with the clocks ticking down to doomsday at the end of 1999. All the computers in the world malfunctioned as simpleton computer programmers had represented four-digit years with only the final two digits — making the year 2000 indistinguishable from 1900. Power stations failed, leading to blackouts; communications, transport and na...
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Hollywood Moguls Covene in Hills To Chart Movie Course for Next 10 Years
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Government to target web piracy and provide 22 million new jobs
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Pirate Bay pirates raid US ship
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College Student Reports Bing Better Than Google
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New Adult Website Off To A Rough Start
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Internet access is a fundamental human right claim the BBC, except for Spoof Writers!
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New Burning Horror
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Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (Warning: Reading this story may harm your computer!)
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Online Mastermind Game Crashes BBC Website
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The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World
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Terrorist Newscast Debuts on Internet
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Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage
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Boiling the Frog
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New Anti-Social Networking Site 'What You Lookin' At?' is launched
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Research Reveals Everything is Fabricated
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US accuses Iran of leaking cheese onto the internet
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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Appeal For Fans To Stop Reading Bogus Internet Stories
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Facebook To Beat Bullies
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Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring
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Millions Worldwide Mourn The End Of The Golden Age Of The Internet.
