Computer Says No
My computer asked me the other day if I was human. And then it gave me a test for me to prove myself human. I took a pen and a piece of paper and scribbled a test for the computer for it to prove to me that it was a computer. It refused to take…
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Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
A teacher who was unavoidably late for his lesson was ultimately forced to 'cut some corners' this morning whilst getting dressed, and ended up by having to teach his students whilst wearing only his underpants. The teacher cannot be named for 'le…
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Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet
Sharing a warm and fuzzy "Adios" as they lifted a finger in salute to one another while leaving their residence in separate cabs, Tipper Gore, wife of the self proclaimed inventor of the Internet, has left hubby Al for true Internet maven, Tim Berner...
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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It
According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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ABC News Online Besmirches Its Own Polls
Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud
Google Acquires Spoof, Vows To Get Rid Of 'Terrible Writers'
IBM's Roadrunner Supercomputer goes online - Then accesses Internet Porn, downloading 80 terabytes into its memory banks
The Spoof Wins Pulitzer Prize
Internet Explodes under weight of Micheal Jackson Tributes
Internet Crashes as Spoof reader count hit 666
Dog drinks water
Internet satire taken over by goddamn hippies
Santamazon.web
Online Mastermind Game Crashes BBC Website
America rages at UK decision to sell the Internet to Iran - Internet for Oil deal.
Europe's #1 Adult Website Is F*ck.sex
BERLIN, Germany - (Satire News) - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just revealed that the popular sexually explicit adult website known as F*ck.sex is the most popular adult website in all of Europe. The site recently received the coveted…
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Wikipedia Is Ten Years Old
Online encyclopedia Wikipedia is celebrating being ten years old. Wikipedia is the online reference source that is written on a collaborative basis by ten year old volunteers and is free to use. It can be edited by anyone who is ten years old.
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Bloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
ALTOONA, Penn. -- In the wake of the United Nation's Security Council resolution to end the war in Lebanon, some fear the root cause of the war may be lost. The war was the result of geographical fraud, according to a report produced by a virtua...
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Internet Biscuit Scam Shock
Outraged Welsh biscuit lover Dai Jestif claims big business is stealing millions through internet biscuit scams. “It was only when the computer started malfunctioning that it occurred to me. You see, every time you go to a site it asks you to acc…
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Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer
"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work." Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity. "I...
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Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently stated that being the vice-president of the United States is the greatest job that a person could ever have. He noted that very little is expected of you and 90 percent of the time your official...
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Kim Jung Um Shuts Down U.S. News Media
WASHINGTON - U.S. officials have concluded that the North Korean government, controlled by Kim Jung Um, ordered the hacking attack on Sony Pictures Entertainment - a breach that led to the studio cancelling the planned release of "The Interview". Th...
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Is Jeff Gannon Really Ann Coulter?
Bloggers have set the internet on fire this week with reports regarding the former White House reporter Jeff Gannon and the possibility that he is actually famed right-wing columnist Ann Coulter. Speculation has reached such proportions that a heavi...
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Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access
Mediterranean Sea - (Hunt for Red October Mess): An explosion off Malta's territorial waters aboard a Borei-class Russian submarine is believed to be responsible for Friday's destruction of internet and phone telecoms between Europe, the Middle East,...
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Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website
News has emerged that a proportion of the charity funds raised by the not-Sir Jimmy Savile not-OBE, was siphoned off to fund a transvestite website called TV-Chix, where cross dressing men would arrange meetings for sex. "This is one more nail in...
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Internet access is a fundamental human right claim the BBC, except for Spoof Writers!
A survey organised by the BBC has discovered that the world population should have access to the internet and that it's a fundamental human right only Spoof writers should be banned! People were interviewed in 26 countries and everybody was unanim...
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Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact
WASHINGTON - The Hallmark Corporation has asked the Department of Homeland Security to declare a code red for Valentine's Day following the discovery of an Internet suicide pact scheduled for Monday February 14. The pact, which is known to involve at...
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Police Chief Warns of Increase in Cyber Crime
A police commissioner has warned that there will definitely be an increase in cyber crime both this year and next. Even as he spoke, somebody had stolen 4 laptops from his office. "Obviously, this proves a point!" he said. In Seine News found out...
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Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact
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Bloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
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Internet access is a fundamental human right claim the BBC, except for Spoof Writers!
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Police Chief Warns of Increase in Cyber Crime
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Wikipedia Is Ten Years Old
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Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"
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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It
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Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
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Elephants in the Age of Bots
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Is Jeff Gannon Really Ann Coulter?
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Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access
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Tipper Gore Dumps Al for Real Inventor of the Internet
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Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
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Jimmy Savile sponsored a transvestite website
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Kim Jung Um Shuts Down U.S. News Media
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Worker Disturbed to Glimpse Male Colleague's Inappropriate Use of Office Computer
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Internet Biscuit Scam Shock
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Europe's #1 Adult Website Is F*ck.sex
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Computer Says No
