Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic
Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...Read full story
Gloucestershire Village Has Slowest Broadband: Villagers Mystified by "Internet"
The population of a village in Gloucestershire was concerned and mystified this week when a street in Bamfurlong was named as the slowest for broadband internet, according to an annual survey by uSwitch. The study said that homes on Greenmeadows Park...Read full story
Google Acquires Spoof, Vows To Get Rid Of 'Terrible Writers'
Google, the biggest internet search engine in the Universe, has taken control of little-known satirical news website TheSpoof.com, and has announced 'major changes' to its administration, says a report. Owners of Google, John and Jason Google of O...Read full story
Paris Hilton's Jail Survival Guide or The Celbutantes Guide To Having A Good Time While Doing Time
(New York-NY) I'm not going to fabricate a phony news story about Linwood Prisoner 9818783, Paris Hilton, or as I'd like to call her…mine, at least for an internet sex-capade. Trust me, at my age it would be a very short sex-capade, followed by a funereal, which I'd like Paris to attend, dressed of course as Jackie Kennedy at JFK's funereal. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?...Read full story
Twatter: New Social Networking sensation
It's known as "Twatter" the latest internet sensation. Unashmedly based on the old hat "Twitter", the site boasts a membership of 20 billion already, and growing at half a million a day. As founders Daniel Althat and Sean Bag o'Chips explained, "W...Read full story
Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?
Winston-Salem, NC [PP] -- Doctors at Wake Forest Medical Center are perplexed at a sudden increase of problems in patients buttocks. They blame the Internet for the cause, based on the reports of some patients. "I was just laughing away while mess...Read full story
Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10
Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...Read full story
Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic
Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO. As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...Read full story
It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of the military for passing along information elect...Read full story
Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits
PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...Read full story
Internet Terminally Ill
Philadelphia PA--The Internet is quickly dying, according to Drexel University researchers. Overuse and under maintenance has caused a freeze-up of vital components and there is no hope of a cure. Death is expected by September.Read full story
Paris Hilton sex tape shock! It's not actually that good.
A shocking finding was announced today by lonely internet surfer, Jack Kilby.Read full story
Detroit Woman Just a Loser
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...Read full story