Ice Bucket Challenge spreads
The Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over fifty million dollars for research in ALS Motor Neurone Disease, and spread around the world in a phenomenal way, more than could ever have been envisaged. Because everybody knows at least seven people who've...
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Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic
Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...
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Tipper to Receive Half of the Internet as Gores Divorce
As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway. Tipper is requesting full control over the social side of web although did offer...
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Search Engine Crashes After Royal Wedding
A popular search engine has crashed after millions of people worldwide entered search terms pertaining to the royal wedding. The internal records of the company were released today which has begged people to stop repeatedly entering the following phrases and/or words: " Princess Grace ripoff copycat wedding dress" "snippy + dry + + kiss" " Chelsy , Chelsy, Chelsy! Yeaaaaaaaaaaah!"...
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It's Official Now - The Internet Is Now More Annoying Than Television Ever Was.
The votes are in and, Yes!, the Internet is now considered to be more irritating, obnoxious and intruding than television in its heyday ever was. The Internet was originally designed to be a tool of the military for passing along information elect...
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Local man breaks internet
The moon landing. Kennedy's grassy knoll and a book suppository. Cat in a wheelie bin. You all remember where you were when these monumentous news events occurred and the story broke. Years from now, people will be talking about that fateful...
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Latest Internet Scam turns out to be a Hoax
Don't let your sex tape do your talking for you!
Al Gore Claims He Invented The Hokey Pokey
Thieves Get Chatty
Best firewall Ever
Is Jeff Gannon Really Ann Coulter?
Ed-E-torial 18: Ed Spanks The Monkey While Lindsay Lohan Goes Playstation
Man reads YouTube comments
Keith Jackson's Phone Sex Tapes Hit Internet
The Spoof joins in internet protest over piracy
A Woman Living In Baltimore Still Subscribes To The Newspaper
BT first to install lunar Wi-Fi point
95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...
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Luddites web site hacked
The Luddites, the anti-technology people, have had their web site hacked by agents unknown and the index page replaced by a single statement that reads: "Don't you find it ironic that a group purportedly in favour of removing all vestiges of technolo...
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Where are they now? The Millennium Bug or Y2K
Oh, those heady days of innocence as we partied in the streets with the clocks ticking down to doomsday at the end of 1999. All the computers in the world malfunctioned as simpleton computer programmers had represented four-digit years with only the final two digits — making the year 2000 indistinguishable from 1900. Power stations failed, leading to blackouts; communications, transport and na...
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Heartbleed marketing gets underway - catastrophe to be announced shortly
The Heartbleed Bug, a fault in the security system used by many Internet sites, has become a major global brand due to the slick marketing used to get its message across. Early adoption of a funky logo and hysterical rhetoric in the press has quickl...
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Websites withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' after Miley Smiley Virus scare
Admin staff at social networking sites have been forced to withdraw 'Smileys' and 'Emoticons' from chat rooms and discussion boards in a desperate bid to halt the spread of a potentially dangerous virus. Smiley's are tiny animated characters that...
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Great News! Faster Speeds with your BullshiT Broadband
Dear Customer, Great news! As part of our commitment to provide you with the best broadband speed your line can support, we've recently upgraded your broadband and telephone line to our new faster network, offering up to 20 Mb broadband speeds! You are now enjoying a faster connection - for free! Go faster with your BullshitT Broadband service We've upgraded your line to the fastest...
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The Dread Addiction Of Freeitis Strikes Internet Users Throughout The World
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'. Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
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Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...
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Dutch couple commit suicide after provider cuts off their internet!
Venlo, Holland: It was just too much for a double Dutch couple who had their internet service cut off by their provider. They managed to survive 10 days without E mails, Internet and drank 5 bottles of Dutch Jenever a day plus several crates of Heine...
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Ooops! IP version 6 may not be big enough!
Concern is growing in the scientific and computing communities that the addressing scheme for Internet Protocol version 6 may not big enough. IP addresses are the unique identifiers assigned to networked devices. They are used to reference each individual connection to the Internet. IP version 6 is due to replace the current system, IP version 4, due to the lack of available addresses. When...
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U.S. Treasury delays ban on Internet gambling in hopes of breaking even
Washington, D.C. - The US Treasury delayed implementation of a ban on financial institutions from doing transactions with Internet gambling sites. Originally set up as a way to curb unregulated Internet gambling, the Treasury decided to extend gambli...
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Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10
Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...
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Man Backs Down in Internet Argument
It was reported today that a man was seen 'backing down' in an 'internet argument'. He has since been arrested for performing the said 'act' in an open forum, often visited by children. The incident took place between the hours of midnight and 2a...
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Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens
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Google Acquires Spoof, Vows To Get Rid Of 'Terrible Writers'
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Gerard McGarry Wins Widescreen Television, In A Prize Draw He Never Entered!
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Microsoft announce world's first genuine use for "In-Private Browsing"
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Google Flags Itself As Hosting Malware. (Warning: Reading this story may harm your computer!)
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Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist
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Isle of Wight News: Online Forum Highlights II
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College Student Fathomed at Notion that Facebook Friends May Not Be Real Friends; Roommate Remains Relatively Nonplussed
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Spammer's Heaven…
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Can the Internet Cause Hip Problems?
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Cox Merges With Ucker
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Bush's "Before-I-Leave-Office-To-Do-List" Leaked to Press
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Web Surfing While Intoxicated Now Illegal
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Terrorist Filbert Fernidge, Still at Large
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China most internet users
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Google clarifies Pakistan actually Number 1 in on-line search for "bum, bums, Uranus".
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New security hole found in Internet Explorer
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The Mass Exodus From GoDaddy Continues As Experts Predict It Could Soon Become GoneDaddy
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"A History Of The Intertelnet", written in 1874 by Sir Charles Cockface
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Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'
