Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...Read full story
While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...Read full story
Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?
Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.Read full story
The abusing of the internet
When the internet became very popular and mostly used for porn, porn, porn, funny pictures, texts, videos, and more porn. It was the most amazing thing ever. Since at least 2000 or maybe even earlier, there has been an increase in original things like cat pictures, "Fail" things which showed someone messing up on something which looked pretty funny. It kept being funny until a point that it's...Read full story
Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet
MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...Read full story
95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...Read full story
Man Behind Anonymous Screename Knows What's Best For Country
Birmingham, AL - As the political atmosphere becomes increasingly divided, Americans are showing an unprecedented level of skepticism in their political leaders and a distinct lack of trust in the media's coverage of important issues. Recent polls c...Read full story
Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...Read full story
Chat rooms Banned At White House - Bush Seeks New Friends
Washington D.C. - An announcement at a press conference here may change the circle of friends President Bush has chosen for himself.Read full story
Somali renegades behind Pirate Bay crude downloading fiasco
Gulf of Aden - (Captain Pugwash Mess) Renegade Somali tanker highjackers have been blamed for illicit crude oil downloadings in the notorious waters of Pirate Bay. The North African gangs have claimed to be helping millions by siphoning off Saudi...Read full story
Historic Canal A "Linear Obstacle to the Information Superhighway"
The Ditchwater Canal, opened in 1760 and one of the first great channels of communication of "the great age of British waterways", has been accused of becoming a "linear obstacle" to the modern electronic information highway. A Court judgement has...Read full story
Virginity For Sale In Online Auction
Following the successful sale of a young woman's virginity in an online auction, budding entrepreneurs appear set to alter Britain's retail landscape for good. Reports of Brazilian student Catarina Migliorini selling her virginity in an online auc...Read full story
People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain
According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...Read full story
Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos
All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...Read full story
An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week
LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...Read full story
Thieves Get Chatty
People who chat on the internet should be aware, a group of thieves are working the web and taking what they see. E-Crime is on the up, and the E part is only half the operation. "Internet thieves? Ha - Don't make me laugh!", I hear you cry. But don't get too complacent my dears, these people are professionals, and very light fingered ones at that! The thieves mainly target single males, who...Read full story
Pope Francis on Sin and Penance.
VATICAN CITY PAPAL ANNOUNCEMENT. The following was broadcast last night by Pope Francis from Rome. "The Holy See's concern with the march of materialism has prompted her to reinstate PENANCE as the primary mode of the expiation of sins. For too long we have ignored the sacrament and its healing power. The global obsession with transient pleasures, with material things, with cosmetics, travel...Read full story
Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'
Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...Read full story
Where are they now? The Millennium Bug or Y2K
Oh, those heady days of innocence as we partied in the streets with the clocks ticking down to doomsday at the end of 1999. All the computers in the world malfunctioned as simpleton computer programmers had represented four-digit years with only the final two digits — making the year 2000 indistinguishable from 1900. Power stations failed, leading to blackouts; communications, transport and na...Read full story