Man Sets Out To Disinvent The Internet
A man who says he is incensed at the way modern-day society has become a "slave to technology", with seemingly everything controlled by the internet, has announced that he is determined to halt this process, and make the 'world wide web' a thing of t…
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US to shutdown internet to stop spread of new Online Coronavirus
US officials have confirmed the internet will be shut down. Director of US internet relations, James Chadwick, has said, "All internet comes from China, and to help keep a virtual virus from spreading, a complete shutdown of the internet will occ...
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Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens
In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...
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Dancing Rats in Baltimore - Amazing!
BALTIMORE MD - It has been more than three years since "New York City Pizza Rat" became an Internet video sensation. Some clever residents of Baltimore have used video editing software and camera footage to create a new "Extravaganza of Rodent Choreo...
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Al Gore Claims He Invented Britney Spears Vagina
Al Gore, who once claimed that he invented the internet, has now taken credit for another piece of American legend: the popular and often over exposed vagina of Pop tart Britney Spears. Gore announced this to reporters outside of a Democratic town h...
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A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam
CONCORD, NH-Findings from a recent poll taken by the University of New Hampshire show that 95% of Hotmail accounts were created as a result of people not wanting to register their good emails when prompted to do so by shady sites. "Sure, I'll tak...
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Google Buys out Microsoft
Teenage pregnancy plummets as Facebumping hits an all time high
Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud
NBC launches NSFW News
Steven Gerrard arrested after violence erupts over website mis-understanding
Iraq: New US weapon deployed
How to Tell You're Watching Bad Porn
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ICANN Working on Internet Addresses -- But CAN China Wait?
Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits
Chiquita Banana International Launches New Ad Campaign!
Hillary SOS to China: 'We Need the Great Firewall of China'
World's Oldest Web Page Discovered
Philadelphia PA-- Excited scholars at the University of Pencilvainia uncovered what may be the oldest web page ever written. The web page was on a tiny computer screen, located in Fish Hall. The dusty computer with flashing green cathodes was still...
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Love You Long Time Dot Com Name Not Taken
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Computer anthropologists were astounded to discover today that the name or domain name of Love You Long Time Dot Com (LYLTDC) has not been taken yet.
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Internet satire taken over by goddamn hippies
New York - Noted internet satire The Bunion has been officially taken over by goddamn hippies, sources have told The Spoof.
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Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, visiting Russia ahead of her guardian President Bush, sees hopeful signs of obtaining a visa for her forthcoming marriage to President Vladimir Putin to be held in Israel later this month. Western wom...
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Detroit Woman Just a Loser
Rachel Weinstein of Detroit, Michigan, couldn't figure out what was wrong with her Internet and email service. No matter how many times she hit the "Refresh" or "Inbox" tabs, no messages appeared. Her Facebook page showed no new or old messages, wall...
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Hippolyta Betrays Amazon Authors
Hippolyta, the online bookstore that has crushed more real stores than eBid, has come under fire for its "family friendly" preferential option for the straight. Gay writers from Amazons to GLBTTQQ are accusing Hippolyta of playing up to the Christian...
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People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain
According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...
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Al Gore Claims He Invented The Hokey Pokey
The Hokey Pokey Dance, a staple at parties, wedding receptions, and dances since the 1940's, is now the victim of a new lawsuit. Former United States Vice President Al Gore, who is attempting to deflect criticism off himself since the Climategate ne...
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Criuse Terrified of Cyber-Bullies
According to recent reports, TC will only travel in "bomb proof" vehicles because he is afraid of cyber-bullies. Just what part of "cyber" doesn't shorty understand? Sure they may send him thousands of hate mail messages a day and threaten his fam...
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Couple's security footage 'viewed by voyeurs'
Tony and Mary, are in their seventies, and have been watched by thousands of people around the world on their web-enabled security cameras - and didn’t even know. In 2015, due to security concerns, they fitted their suburban semi with what they th...
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WebMD Algorithms Prove Unflappable on Company's Covid-19 Self Diagnosis Site
(Elgin, Illinois) Since its founding in 1998, WebMD has been a valuable medical website to educate its visitors on a myriad of health-related topics. From learning about Morgellons Disease to understanding if your body is low on Hyaluronic Acid, WebM...
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SFA Announce New Website Application
The Scottish Football Association has announced that it is making available a "panic button" application on its website. As concerns mount at the increasing number of clubs who could slip into administration, the football authorities up North are...
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