Elbow Book is not a Big Hit
The success of Social Networking site Facebook has led, perhaps inevitably to a number of other copy cat sites of a similar nature, the latestof which, Elbow Book has just called in the Administrators. Elbow Book spokesman Charlie Wotsit said: 'It...
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Anger as Mr Potato Head changes name
There was an outcry among certain sectors of social media this week at the announcement that Mr Potato Head would be changing his name to Potato Head. Right wing commentator Ben Whiner said, "I can't believe it. Mr Potato Head was like a father fi…
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Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic
Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
A teacher who was unavoidably late for his lesson was ultimately forced to 'cut some corners' this morning whilst getting dressed, and ended up by having to teach his students whilst wearing only his underpants. The teacher cannot be named for 'le…
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Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture
Mountain View, CA - Google, the Internet's premier search engine, today announced plans to enter the broadcast market with the Google Broadcasting Company (GBC), and investors were delighted to witness an immediate stock split following news of a Goo...
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Bloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
ALTOONA, Penn. -- In the wake of the United Nation's Security Council resolution to end the war in Lebanon, some fear the root cause of the war may be lost. The war was the result of geographical fraud, according to a report produced by a virtua...
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A Recent Poll Finds That 95% Of Hotmail Accounts Were Created For The Sole Purpose Of Collecting Spam
Ahmadinnnerjacket launches lonely-hearts blog
World's Oldest Web Page Discovered
Crappy websites may cause suicides
Bills "Bing" Bangs Google into deadly cyber warfare
Kentucky introduces bill banning anonymous internet posting
Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts
Online commenter floors all, wins debate with definition of they're, there, and their
Facebook Introduces Ability To Comment On A Comment, Accidentally Unleashes Infinite Loop
Outrageously Bizarre Cheryl Cole Articles Top Internet Search Chart
Man Backs Down in Internet Argument
Researchers Find Shorter Titles And Sentences In Articles Are More Likely To Be Read Than If One Tries To Put Too Much Before Readers All At Once, 9 Times Out Of 10
A Million Brits Face Extradition
As a campaign to prevent the extradition of "computer geek" Gary McKinnon to the USA gathers pace, it emerges that another 1.2 million British citizens are under investigation by the American authorities. McKinnon, who suffers from Asparagus Syndr...
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Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype
Although more than three decades have passed since the first broadcast of a puppet with a big white hat on was shown on prime time television in western europe and the US, recent publications of photographs on the internet depicting an allegedly Sca...
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Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage
Suez Canal - (Rotters): Pesky dolphins, fed up with the constant attention-seeking barrage of Hollywood wannabes like Hayden Panettiere muscling in on their act, have been blamed for a series of attacks on underwater internet cables that have caused...
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Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, visiting Russia ahead of her guardian President Bush, sees hopeful signs of obtaining a visa for her forthcoming marriage to President Vladimir Putin to be held in Israel later this month. Western wom...
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Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn
LINCOLN, Nebraska - There is presently a movement in the state of Nebraska to prevent the state's residents from viewing porn on the thousands and thousands of Internet porn sites. Several groups are advocating the banning of these vulgarian sites...
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Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact
WASHINGTON - The Hallmark Corporation has asked the Department of Homeland Security to declare a code red for Valentine's Day following the discovery of an Internet suicide pact scheduled for Monday February 14. The pact, which is known to involve at...
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Criminals to be arrested by e-mail
The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...
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Collective Human Intelligence in Danger Due to Internet
Scientists in Stockholm, Sweden are just now concluding a 5-year long research project designed to determine whether or not mainstream consciousness is finally overpowering mindless consciousness and endangering the world we live in to such a degree...
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People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain
According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...
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95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...
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Hallmark Condemns Valentine's Day Internet Suicide Pact
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Russian Internet Dating Special - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice Gets Her Man
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Swedish Nation not outraged by Muppet Stereotype
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Bloggers Uncover Lebanon War Fraud
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While World Busy Voting Ron Paul, Rompson Candidacy Coagulates
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People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain
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A Million Brits Face Extradition
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95 year-old Granny in Australia blamed for Skype blackout!
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'Data Usage Warning' Received
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Internet Biscuit Scam Shock
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Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture
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Revenge of militant dolphins blamed for underwater internet cable sabotage
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Elbow Book is not a Big Hit
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Criminals to be arrested by e-mail
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Collective Human Intelligence in Danger Due to Internet
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Detroit Woman Just a Loser
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Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn
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Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic
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Teacher Taught Lesson Wearing Only His Underpants
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Anger as Mr Potato Head changes name
