Spammer's Heaven…

Funny story written by TheStarpilotHasLanded

Saturday, 7 September 2013

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Spammer's Heaven…

…where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important

…where credit card numbers fall from the sky

…where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345

…where nobody can say no to black market cialis

…where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell

…where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotteries

…where sites like peypal, httmail, yah.oo, , and never raise suspicion

…where nobody thinks twice if your twitter account contains a stock photo avatar and 5 randomly placed popular personality traits in the bio

…where people believe it's possible they have an incoming cheque from the congo worth 2.3 million dollars

…where everyone believes they could really be in that unknown picture "omg…i can't believe you did this!"

…where people automatically click on every strange url that is passed to them

…where the internet and it's average user hasn't changed since 1997

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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