Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

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The Internet's response to the Church of Scamatology allegations.

CLEARLY CRIMINAL, FL. The Church of Scamatology announced today that they will be suing the Internet and that everybody connected with the Internet had better start getting their lawyers ready.

"We are tired of being libeled by Wikipedia, gossip sites, news sites, and everybody else on the Internet," exclaimed Davey Makemerich, the despot who runs Scientology.

"We are very pleased to hear this," commented the American Bar Association. "The Church of Scamatology has been one of the best clients a law firm could ask for. The Internet had better be on its toes, especially those on its fringes!"

The Internet had no comment except to send an error message.

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