"It was bit of a surprise and not something that appeals to me. I'm not really sure it's appropriate behaviour at work."
Those were the words of ageing hospital administrator Paxton Quigley as he spoke to The Spoof on condition of anonymity.
"I know it was Pride over the weekend but it's not something which I usually discuss with colleagues. Some of them are quite open about their tastes which is fine by me and I don't mind the lesbians, in fact some of them are quite attractive and I get on well with them, but the blokes...no it's not for me..."
Mr Quigley went on to explain the cause of his discomfort.
"I was on my way to lunch and saw out of the corner of my eye that one of the other managers was surfing the net and ogling oiled-up body builders. I would rather he does that at home in future."
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
