Research Finds That Broke People Don't Worry About Internet Fraud

Funny story written by Alibanger Wanger

Monday, 24 November 2008

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Researchers in Edmonton, Alberta have found, contrary to their beliefs, that broke ass people do not worry about getting scammed on internet banking websites, internet shopping websites, and the like.

They could give a flying fuck, it turns out.

Most people who are broke do not have any money to steal out of their bank accounts, so if some lame, fraudulent sucker wants to hack into their banking information and steal their funds, "jokes on them," the broke ass people say.

"If Joe Blow wants to steal the $1.73 in my account then piss on em," says Steve Murphy, a broke ass man from Sherwood Park, AB.

"That's not even worth the walk over to the bank machine," he laughs. The same goes for credit card fraud.

"Ha ha ha, just try to buy something with my credit card. Good luck." says an anonymous broke ass female college graduate who is currently dodging credit recovery people. "Good luck."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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