Funny story: Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

The cruise ship, SS Diamond Princess, which has been docked at Yokohama in Japan, whilst hundreds of its passengers are being tested for the Coronavirus, has been over-run by a contingent of men with makeshift weapons, who have seized control of the...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...

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Funny story: Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...

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Funny story: Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

A man has revealed details of a dispute he is having with his wife, over her daughter - his step-daughter - riding their motorbike. The daughter/step-daughter is only 13 years old, and cannot legally be in charge of a motor vehicle anywhere on the...

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Funny story: Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...

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Funny story: US Cigarette Production Goes Into Overdrive

US Cigarette Production Goes Into Overdrive

US manufacturers of cigarettes have said that thousands of new jobs will soon be available, after it was announced, yesterday, that e-cigarettes were to be outlawed in San Francisco. Cigarette manufacturers immediately began advertizing for staff...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding

Michael Jackson Fakes Death, Goes Into Hiding

LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her own protection. She claims the body found by paramed...

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Funny story: Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Anthony Soprano Jr., son of alleged Mafia boss Tony Soprano, was found dead last night, outside his family's home. There has been no official word yet on the cause of death, so natural causes cannot be ruled out, but some witnesses reported seeing a...

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Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Funny story: EastEnders Mel Death Sparks Calls For Lorry Driver 'Extra' Investigation

EastEnders Mel Death Sparks Calls For Lorry Driver 'Extra' Investigation

After the tragic fictional death, on Thursday, of EastEnders star, Mel Owen, there were calls, last night, for a thorough and rigorous investigation into just how the 'extra' employed as the driver of the lorry that killed her, was ever given a part...

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Funny story: 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story: Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Dave leaves it to Nick to explain

Days before an important by election cased by the humiliating resignations of the Lib Dem mainstay Chris Huhne the Prime Minister is to force Nick Clegg to explain why the UK joined Greece this week in becoming one of two first world countries where...

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Funny story: Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

Actress Fay Wray - Dead from Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

NEW YORK (AP) Seventy-one years after her harrowing experience with one of nature's most awesome creatures, screen legend Fay Wray died in her Manhattan apartment. Death finally came to Fay Wray not far from the Empire State Building where mil...

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Funny story: Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...

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Funny story: Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

Thatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises

TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis.

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Funny story: California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

California Officials to Blow up Oroville Damn!

UPDATE: CALFISH is now evacuating the Salmon from below the Damn. According to spokes-fish Hal A. Bight, the fish, and their human worshippers, are stealthily exiting for high ground. “We like water, but a 100-foot wall of it moving at seventy-...

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Funny story: Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Warner Brothers' cartoon character Tweety Bird has been the latest death from the mysterious bird flu. Tweety was one of the first Americans and the biggest name star to contact and die due to the illness.

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Funny story: Man Dies After Walking Under Ladder

Man Dies After Walking Under Ladder

A New York man who was described by those who knew him as "extremely superstitious", is dead tonight, after he inadvertently walked under a ladder. Frank Ouija, 87, died in hospital on Saturday after a long and painful battle with illness, but tol...

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