Funny story - Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

Man Went To Funeral, Just To 'Get Out Of The House'

A man who has been suffering mental torture during the Coronavirus Lockdown, has told how he was so desperate for a chance to get out of his own house this morning, that he decided to go to the funeral of a woman he had never heard of. Moys Kenwoo…

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Funny story - Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Fears of a Second Covid19 pandemic are being started

Following the disappointing spring pandemic of Covid19, the mass media are stoking fear that a second wave could be launched within just weeks. The BBC and Sky news, especially, are wanting to spread panic and fear amongst the population. But what…

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Funny story - Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Boris admits mistakes were made but he’ll do better next time

Earlier today Boris Johnson acknowledged some failings regarding the initial coronavirus press briefings. ‘I do think that, perhaps, with hindsight, I could have taken better expert advice, listened more, and adapted to the situation quicker. On…

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Funny story - Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...

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Funny story - Man Wasn't Aware That Author Had Died From Syphilis

Man Wasn't Aware That Author Had Died From Syphilis

It's not usually the sort of thing most people consider when they pick up a book to read it, but when one man started reading at the weekend, he could hardly have been less prepared for the news he was about to learn about the nature of the author's…

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Funny story - Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

Toilet Paper In Demand Because People Are Shitting Themselves Over Coronavirus

A top consumer analyst has said that the reason behind the perceived madness of panic-buying toilet rolls, is that the Coronavirus and its implications have got people shitting themselves. More than they usually shit, that is. Moys Kenwood, 56,...

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Funny story - Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Death is ALWAYS around an unexpected corner. A person can NEVER be too safe. FEAR not, friends. I’m here to proffer a very specific list in the hopes that it will SAVE lives. Below is a list of the ten most likely things to KILL you in th…

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Funny story - Piranha Attack Victim Felt As If He Were Been Eaten Alive

Piranha Attack Victim Felt As If He Were Been Eaten Alive

A man who was the victim of an attack by piranha fish in the South American Amazon Basin, has said the animals were so ferocious, and the attack so sustained, he felt he was literally being "eaten alive". Ernesto Sanchez was on a camping trip in a...

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Funny story - Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Warner Brothers' cartoon character Tweety Bird has been the latest death from the mysterious bird flu. Tweety was one of the first Americans and the biggest name star to contact and die due to the illness.

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Funny story - Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

Keith Flint's Ghost Visits Pub Looking Slightly Less Scary Than Keith Flint Did

There were a few raised eyebrows but no shrieking at an Essex public house at the weekend, when the ghost of former landlord, Keith Flint, paid an unexpected visit to the pub, and, as he was used to doing, started the fire in the bar. Flint, 49, d...

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Funny story - Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

Mud 'Lonely This Christmas' To Be Re-Issued

The British glam-rock group, Mud, have announced that their record company will be re-releasing one of their biggest hit singles, 'Lonely This Christmas' later this month, before it's too late! Mud had a string of Top-10 hits during the early 1970...

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Funny story - 300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming

300-Pound, Chain-Smoking Alcoholic Pill-Popper Afraid Of Dying From Global Warming Beaner, Tennessee - Jonnie Ben Johnson, a 41 year old Beaner homemaker, admits that she's petrified by the thought of dying from global warming, saying, "It scares...

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Funny story - Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...

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Funny story - Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Anthony Soprano Jr., son of alleged Mafia boss Tony Soprano, was found dead last night, outside his family's home. There has been no official word yet on the cause of death, so natural causes cannot be ruled out, but some witnesses reported seeing a...

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Funny story - John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...

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Funny story - Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Spirulina Is Soylent Green

Food technicians in California, working on research into health supplements, have unearthed what they say is worrying evidence that Spirulina, a cyanobacteria, or blue-green algae, previously thought to have been composed of protein, carbohydrates, f...

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Funny story - John Travolta Back In Hospital

John Travolta Back In Hospital

Having undergone tests for the Coronavirus in hospital last week, superstar actor, John Travolta, was back under medical supervision today after suffering further 'flu-like symptoms. Travolta, 66, was initially admitted to hospital for tests last...

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Funny story - A Poem About The Plague

A Poem About The Plague

With the world at the mercy of the threat the deadly Coronavirus has thrust upon us, it might settle a few nerves if we all had a nice cup of tea and a sit down, and partook of some gentle poetry. As readers will, perhaps, know, poetry can be very...

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Funny story - Siesmologists Determine Pat Garrett Roles Over In Grave

Siesmologists Determine Pat Garrett Roles Over In Grave

Siesmologists at the New Mexico State University Geology Department have determined that the late Sheriff Pat Garrett has turned over in his grave. The sheriff, most famous for shooting Billy the Kid, was killed himself outside of Las Cruces, New Me...

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Funny story - Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.

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