Showing:

Funny satire stories about Death

Try another search?

Catholic Priest Was "Only Joking" About Boy's Suicide

Funny story: Catholic Priest Was "Only Joking" About Boy's Suicide

A Catholic priest who shot his big, fat, stupid mouth off at a boy's funeral, about how suicide will anger God and prevent a dead person's soul from entering heaven, has said he was only joking. Father Don LaQuesta (not real name, but nearly) was...

Read full story View 'Catholic Priest Was "Only Joking" About Boy's Suicide'

Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

Funny story: Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...

Read full story View 'Man's Worst Fears Confirmed'

Undertaker Under Investigation For Stealing Coffins Back From The Dead

Funny story: Undertaker Under Investigation For Stealing Coffins Back From The Dead

A funeral service is under police investigation tonight after it was alleged that members of its staff had returned to graves after burials to repossess the caskets of corpses recently interred. Barry Berry of Bury Burials was taken to a local pol...

Read full story View 'Undertaker Under Investigation For Stealing Coffins Back From The Dead'

Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

Funny story: Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

A man who was accused of being overly-narcissistic on a satirical news website, has received death threats threatening him with death, I can reveal. Myke Woodson, 55, said he had also been accused not only of being overly-narcissistic, but overtly...

Read full story View 'Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material'

Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

Funny story: Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

A man who sent himself a death threat has told police he never meant to carry it out. The man, Myke Himself, 55, said that the threat was just a prank. Himself said he sent the death threat to himself "as a laugh", and that it was not meant to...

Read full story View 'Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat'

Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

Read full story View 'Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!'

Death Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds

Funny story: Death Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds

A government Think Tank set up to consider the options open to humanity in order to achieve immortality, has concluded that death is inevitable. The group, set up at enormous expense to the taxpayer, came to its 'inevitable' conclusion after two...

Read full story View 'Death Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds'

Man Makes Early New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Man Makes Early New Year's Resolution

A man who regards himself as 'consistently well-prepared', has revealed that he is way ahead of schedule, and has already made his New Year's resolution - despite the fact that he doesn't need to be resolute about it until January! Steve Baden-Pow...

Read full story View 'Man Makes Early New Year's Resolution'

New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

Funny story: New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

Surprising new statistics have been released by the Home Office showing how you are likely to die in the UK based on the area you live and your age group. Unsurprisingly, in the male 14-19 yrs age group stabbings are the number one cause of death...

Read full story View 'New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK'

Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

Read full story View 'Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries'

Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

Funny story: Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

A new breakthrough study seeks to answer that age-old question, what happens when you die? Scientists with the University of Miami at Notre Dame of Ohio interviewed hundreds of dead people and what they found may shock you if you are easily shock...

Read full story View 'Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die'

Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Funny story: Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Brent Hargrave of Tulsa, Oklahoma, was attempting to kill time at his boring office job when time rallied and, in a valiant show of self-defense, slayed the project manager. “I don't think he even saw it coming,” said Hargrave's former co-worker,...

Read full story View 'Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time'

Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Funny story: Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...

Read full story View 'Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden'

"No, Henry, We Won't Publish Your 'Liberty or Death" Op-Ed"

SUBJECT: OP-ED SUBMISSION: "LIBERTY OR DEATH" FROM: oped@Richmondgazette.com DATE: March 20, 1775 To: Henry@Burgesses.va.gov ---------------- My Dear Henry: Pardon my informality with regard to your name, but I am a recent hire here at the Richmond Gazette, having just arrived from New York where I was editorial page editor of The Times, [the New Amsterdam Times] and I am unfamiliar with...

Read full story View '"No, Henry, We Won't Publish Your 'Liberty or Death" Op-Ed"'

Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

Funny story: Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

In a tragic misunderstanding, a dying autistic boy was granted a final wish - only for the organisation helping him to foul it up completely. Geoff Lucky, aged 9, of Coventry, suffers from cancer of the soul, and is expected to die any day now. Th...

Read full story View 'Boy's dying wish unfulfilled'

Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Funny story: Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...

Read full story View 'Granite counter tops no longer in fashion'

Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

Read full story View 'Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train'

Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

Funny story: Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...

Read full story View 'Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed'

Breaking news…

Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
89 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more