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Chuckle Brother Has Learnt To Laugh Again

Funny story: Chuckle Brother Has Learnt To Laugh Again

When Barry Chuckle, one half of the Chuckle Brothers died in August 2018, Paul Chuckle, the other half, was hit hard. The pair were more than showbusiness brothers, they were real-life brothers, as their surname suggests, and blood is thicker than...

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Man Died Reading 'The Plague' By Albert Camus

Funny story: Man Died Reading 'The Plague' By Albert Camus

Police investigating the death of a man who lived alone, say he may have been killed by a book. The man died on Thursday after being struck down by a terrible illness that produced severe and pronounced buboes on his groins, back, neck and in his...

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Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

Funny story: Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

A woman has told of her surprise and sadness when she learnt that her next-door-neighbour had inexplicably and unexpectedly kicked the bucket over the weekend. The woman - me mam, 82 - spoke of her neighbour, Susan, 69, who, without warning, gave...

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"Somebody Just Fucking Died, and You Will Never See Them Again" Not a Phrase Likely to Replace "Celebration of Life" at Funeral Services

Funny story: "Somebody Just Fucking Died, and You Will Never See Them Again" Not a Phrase Likely to Replace "Celebration of Life" at Funeral Services

A new study released by the International Institution of Profoundly Good, Superior, and Extremely Wonderful Information released a confidential report last Thursday indicating that the harsh realities of life will continually be covered up by lies, d...

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Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

Funny story: Man Sees Lorry With His Name On It Near His Home

A man returning to his home from a shopping excursion in the town where he lives, was witness to an extraordinary coincidence this morning when he saw a lorry with his own surname emblazoned across the front of it. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, Batt...

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Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

Funny story: Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

It was recently discovered by residents of Goodstun, Arizona that the local log ride, built in 1957, has, in fact, been using dirty water for years. The discovery was made when local scientists from the Goodstun YMCA tested the ph balance only fo...

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Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Funny story: Man Got Drunk, Sat In A Wheelbarrow, And Cried For His Mommy

Christmas isn't always a happy time, and, for some people, it can be a period of downright misery. This was the case with one man on Christmas Day, when the pressure of his work, the failure of his relationship, and the alienation and isolation of be...

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Catholic Priest Was "Only Joking" About Boy's Suicide

Funny story: Catholic Priest Was "Only Joking" About Boy's Suicide

A Catholic priest who shot his big, fat, stupid mouth off at a boy's funeral, about how suicide will anger God and prevent a dead person's soul from entering heaven, has said he was only joking. Father Don LaQuesta (not real name, but nearly) was...

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Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

Funny story: Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...

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Undertaker Under Investigation For Stealing Coffins Back From The Dead

Funny story: Undertaker Under Investigation For Stealing Coffins Back From The Dead

A funeral service is under police investigation tonight after it was alleged that members of its staff had returned to graves after burials to repossess the caskets of corpses recently interred. Barry Berry of Bury Burials was taken to a local pol...

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Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

Funny story: Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

A man who was accused of being overly-narcissistic on a satirical news website, has received death threats threatening him with death, I can reveal. Myke Woodson, 55, said he had also been accused not only of being overly-narcissistic, but overtly...

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Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

Funny story: Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

A man who sent himself a death threat has told police he never meant to carry it out. The man, Myke Himself, 55, said that the threat was just a prank. Himself said he sent the death threat to himself "as a laugh", and that it was not meant to...

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Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

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Death Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds

Funny story: Death Is Inevitable, Think Tank Finds

A government Think Tank set up to consider the options open to humanity in order to achieve immortality, has concluded that death is inevitable. The group, set up at enormous expense to the taxpayer, came to its 'inevitable' conclusion after two...

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Man Makes Early New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Man Makes Early New Year's Resolution

A man who regards himself as 'consistently well-prepared', has revealed that he is way ahead of schedule, and has already made his New Year's resolution - despite the fact that he doesn't need to be resolute about it until January! Steve Baden-Pow...

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New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

Funny story: New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

Surprising new statistics have been released by the Home Office showing how you are likely to die in the UK based on the area you live and your age group. Unsurprisingly, in the male 14-19 yrs age group stabbings are the number one cause of death...

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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

Funny story: Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

A new breakthrough study seeks to answer that age-old question, what happens when you die? Scientists with the University of Miami at Notre Dame of Ohio interviewed hundreds of dead people and what they found may shock you if you are easily shock...

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