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Funny story: Unrenowned Writer Found Undead

Unrenowned Writer Found Undead

A highly unrenowned writer for The Onion was found undead near Fargo, North Dakota Thursday. The cause of death is not being investigated even though the body of Kilroy Kovacs III, who went by the pseudonym “Kilroy”, was found dressed in a bunny suit…

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Funny story: Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

Man Dies After Refusing Coronavirus Vaccine

There was a major controversy brewing this evening over the potential dangers of refusing a Coronavirus vaccination, after it was announced that a man from Essex who had been offered - and had stubbornly refused - a COVID-19 shot, had subsequently di…

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Funny story: No Funerals In Locale For Nine Days In A Row Now

No Funerals In Locale For Nine Days In A Row Now

Local historians were in a state of excited excitement and expectant expectation this morning, after it became clear that, in an unprecedented display of deathlessness, nobody has died in Tapon commune for nine days. The last funeral anyone can re…

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Funny story: National Cycling 3-Abreast Championships Start Thursday

National Cycling 3-Abreast Championships Start Thursday

There was great excitement amongst ardent cycling fans this morning, when it was announced that the Cambodian National Cycling 3-Abreast Championships will be commencing in Battambang on Thursday morning, from 5 am onwards, and will end only when som…

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Funny story: Death Toll Rises In School Massacre

Death Toll Rises In School Massacre

Death is never a laughing matter, much less so a mass killing, but try telling that to the perpetrator of five murders that all occurred within a single blink of the eye of each other this morning, leaving five dead. The incident happened during a…

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Funny story: Expert Says 2021 Could Be Worse Than 2020

Expert Says 2021 Could Be Worse Than 2020

Just four short days into the new year, and a man who reckons he is a bit of an expert on such matters has said that it's entirely possible, by no great stretch of the imagination, that 2021 could eventually, by far, outstrip 2020 in its shitness.

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Funny story: Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

Harmonica Player Ingests Wasp Through Instrument

A leading harmonica player died on Tuesday evening, while playing alone at home. Neighbours, who heard the incident at around 7:30pm, say the harpist, Ray 'Curious' Wilkins, was mid way through Bob Dylan's 'The Time's They Are a-Changing' when a s…

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Funny story: Woman Finds Happiness Before Wood-chipper Demise

Woman Finds Happiness Before Wood-chipper Demise

Paducah, Ky: Bethany Gathers was on a mindful meditation walk when she started to run. Rudy, her husband heard screaming. “I knew it was Betty. I thought she was in some kind of trouble. Then she seen me and was hollerin’ "oh, I’m happy, I’m finally…

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Funny story: Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Maradona's obituaries "greatest of all time"

Many obituaries aspire to greatness, but few can match the memorials this week for lard-arsed coke-fiend Diego Maradona, who died aged 60. "I couldn't believe what I was reading," said death expert Geoff Ashes. "It's what we in the business call l…

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Funny story: Are you worried about funeral costs?

Are you worried about funeral costs?

Death is a hard time of life. What would be your preferred method of death? How would your family dispose of your flesh? These questions cause most people anguish at some time in their life. So why not put your mind at ease with one of Vulture Fu…

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Funny story: Man 'Just Knew' Des O'Connor Was Going To Die, One Day

Man 'Just Knew' Des O'Connor Was Going To Die, One Day

There was sad news from the entertainment world last weekend, when it was announced that Des O'Connor, the veteran TV show host and entertainer for more than 45 years, had died aged 88, on Saturday. The news came as a complete shock to many people…

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Funny story: US Satire writers commit mass suicide because there's nothing more for them to spoof about!

US Satire writers commit mass suicide because there's nothing more for them to spoof about!

(NOT EDITED) Internet spoof/satire sites are dropping like flies smelling poo on the ground, and getting their feet stuck in it! Global satire writers are hitting empty walls with impunity after their greatest subject has been blown into oblivion, a…

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Funny story: Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Obituary: Sean Connery Discovers You Only Live Once

Sean Connery, the actor who died at the weekend, having had a long and successful career 'tramping the boards' - not least in the James Bond movies - has finally found that, contrary to popular belief, you only live once. Connery died on Saturday,…

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Funny story: Smell Of Dead Animal Pervaded The Air In Room

Smell Of Dead Animal Pervaded The Air In Room

The smell of death is not one easily forgotten once it has been smelt, and that was the case for one family this week, after they became aware of a dreadful stench, in their bedroom, of some kind of animal which, despite a lengthy search, could not b…

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Funny story: President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

President Trump's Corpse Could Be Flown To Saturn

After President Donald Trump tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19 last week, it's been suggested that, if he should succumb to the virus, his remains might be flown to Saturn in a reinforced titanium cask, to prevent the dangerous chemicals…

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Funny story: President Trump Is Cured!

President Trump Is Cured!

In a somewhat astonishing and confusing announcement made just minutes ago, it has been revealed that President Donald Trump, diagnosed with the Coronavirus, COVID-19, just days ago, is already feeling much better, and is set to be given the 'all-cle…

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Funny story: World's Oldest Man's Death Sparks Police Inquiry

World's Oldest Man's Death Sparks Police Inquiry

Police in South Africa have said their investigation into the death of the world's oldest man has already started, and that they will leave no stone unturned in their battle to find out just what happened. Fredie Blom, who was 116 when he died, wa…

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