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Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

Funny story: Palace Bans Prince Philip Dead Pool Entries

In an unusual move Buckingham Palace has banned the UK from adding Prince Philip to any dead pools around the country. Following his recent appearance at the Royal Wedding of Harry and Meghan, where he looked like he needed a decent taxidermist ra...

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Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

Funny story: Researchers Ask Dead People What Happens When You Die

A new breakthrough study seeks to answer that age-old question, what happens when you die? Scientists with the University of Miami at Notre Dame of Ohio interviewed hundreds of dead people and what they found may shock you if you are easily shock...

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Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Funny story: Oklahoma Man Dies While Attempting to Kill Time

Brent Hargrave of Tulsa, Oklahoma, was attempting to kill time at his boring office job when time rallied and, in a valiant show of self-defense, slayed the project manager. “I don't think he even saw it coming,” said Hargrave's former co-worker,...

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Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Funny story: Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...

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"No, Henry, We Won't Publish Your 'Liberty or Death" Op-Ed"

SUBJECT: OP-ED SUBMISSION: "LIBERTY OR DEATH" FROM: oped@Richmondgazette.com DATE: March 20, 1775 To: Henry@Burgesses.va.gov ---------------- My Dear Henry: Pardon my informality with regard to your name, but I am a recent hire here at the Richmond Gazette, having just arrived from New York where I was editorial page editor of The Times, [the New Amsterdam Times] and I am unfamiliar with...

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Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

Funny story: Boy's dying wish unfulfilled

In a tragic misunderstanding, a dying autistic boy was granted a final wish - only for the organisation helping him to foul it up completely. Geoff Lucky, aged 9, of Coventry, suffers from cancer of the soul, and is expected to die any day now. Th...

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Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Funny story: Granite counter tops no longer in fashion

Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...

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Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

Funny story: Woman's Bad Breath Kills Seven on Tourist Train

A Denver woman accidentally killed seven fellow passengers with her bad breath while aboard a popular sightseeing train ride on the border of New Mexico and Colorado. Passengers on the J&O Tours train started screaming and passing out when Thi...

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Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

Funny story: Funeral for "The Spoof" Avatar and Editor in Chief Postponed

The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence. "Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wi...

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Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Funny story: Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Baltimore, MD - He was so different. He was black but Canadian. He was black and specialized in Hockey commentary and play by play, sometimes assuming a fake French accent when he did the latter at a velocity quicker than even the most amped up Per...

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Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

Funny story: Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

A group of eight geeky university frat house buddies was instantly killed by a single round from an M777 self-propelled howitzer when they ventured onto a firing range at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. "Training accidents are always tragic", read a statemen...

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The Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death's Bus Tour in 2025

Funny story: The Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death's Bus Tour in 2025

Just down the road a ways the Chamber of Commerce of the Gateway to Death is having a bus tour. The attendees of this gala are sparse. The Gateway of Death's Mayor and Safety-Service Director were expecting a much larger turnout, but only three peopl...

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Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

Funny story: Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

A hacker unwittingly exposed the true nature of Roger Goodell by falsely reporting his death on Tuesday June 7, 2016. The NFL's hacked Twitter account announced his passing with the following tweet: "We regret to inform our fans that our commission...

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Spoof writer ponders afterlife: "I wonder---does God laugh?"

I wonder---------Does God laugh? As I lay in bed a few nights ago and after I said my prayers, I do what I expect a lot of folks my age do, I wondered about heaven and about God. At eighty, not a bad time to start, right? Like, are there really a heaven and an afterlife? What's it like? Will they all be there? I heard once that a person asked a theologian if there were dogs in heaven. The theol...

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Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

Funny story: Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

The mysterious disappearance of Mother Helen Graham four years ago have been solved. She was last seen alive on a nature trail in the Angeles National Forest when she strolled away to look at a cactus flower. Her friend Sister Ellen Turner said, "she...

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At last, euthanasia arrives in the UK!

The first branch of 'Cark It Right' will open the doors of its brand new, custom built suicide centre on St. Peter's Close on Monday. I spoke to the company M.D. Graham Reaper today. "Hello Graham, exciting time for you?" "Oh yes, we think it's a killer idea; people have been dying for an opportunity like this." "Erm..." "Sorry about the dark humour." "Don't you mean Christmas crack...

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Death is now optional

Under the new Dying Act which came into effect today all forms of dying other than euthanasia are illegal. A spokesperson for the Government said that euthanasia, either self-administered or assisted is now the only way that people can die. She added...

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Après la vie

In physics, energy can be transferred or converted to kinetic, radiant, elastic, thermal or chemical energy, but it cannot be created or destroyed. Benjamin Franklin, born 1706, before his discovery, believed that 'clouds formed over the ocean had more electricity than clouds formed over the land; therefore, when these two clouds came close enough to one anther, the different charges had to eq...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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