Michael Jackson "King of Pop" dies on the toilet like Elvis

Written by Chamone

Friday, 26 June 2009

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It has been reported by unconfirmed sources that the undisputed 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson died while engaged in unblocking his rectum on a gold-plated toilet.

The star had just completed a rigorous training session involving weightlifting small children over his head, when he suddenly had the urge to take a toilet break.

In Jackson family parlance, a 'toilet break' is usually a reference to a session of masturbation behind closed doors but in this case it actually did refer to taking a shit.

It was said that Jackson was discovered 20 minutes later with rolled up $50 bills sticking out of his ass.

Elvis went exactly the same way - except in his day he had $5 bills shoved up his ass.

The toilet was a gift from a wealthy Bahrain sheik who is a homosexual and sometimes child abductor.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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