WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Jan. 6, Senate Committee chairman Bernie Thompson has informed Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani that he had better appear before the select committee (in person).
Giuliani, who pleaded the fifth, a total of 97 times, at a closed investagatory session says that he is much to busy to attend the Jan.6 Senate Committee hearing.
He pointed out that he has several dental appointments, a session with a botox specialist, and he will be going in to get an estimate on getting his gigantic ears made smaller.
Fruity Rudy, as Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has pegged, him added that he knows that Sen. Liz Cheney will tear him a new one, so he is not about to appear. ■
