BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle.
Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and she could not in good conscious reject it.
The Queen noted that even her son Prince Charles told her "Mummy, do not let this opportunity get away - and remember the Old Girl (the castle) is starting to crumble like crackers in the sun."
The company that is purchasing the historic castle is The Blooming Blokes Corporation, which is headquartered in Manchester, England.
The castle will be turned into the largest fast food court in the entire world.
A spokesperson for Blooming Blokes has said that the fast food court will house at least seven popular restaurants including McDonalds, Jack-in-the-Box, Pizza Hut, Whataburger, Taco Bell, KFC, and Cousin Clara's Crumpets.
