Three Top Trump aides spoke, off the record, Exclusively to Basil Blathering of the Glastonbury Gazette, after some cash changed hands.
They had recently been to the wild Glastonbury Festival. They were in costume, incognito, with their costumed security people, and had a good time.
They were visiting England, to avoid the 'Heat' going on in the U. S.
"Trump's throwing a plate of food against the wall. Nixon had already done that during Watergate," said one.
Violating Federal laws? - Reagan did that in spades by selling Guns to the Contras - and having Oliver North's Dirty Works Dept. in the basement of the White House
Having an Enemies list? - Bush Jr. had the longest. Also, none of Bush's ex - girlfriends or others, have written any Tell All books about Bush Jr. and his Drug using, and Alcoholic behavior. The word is, they and their families were threatened with Economic Mayhem, if anyone spoke. No one has spoken or written anything so far.
It helped that Bush Jr. had a Dad who ran the CIA, and still had contacts. Nothing like a CIA guy discreetly visiting you at work.
Grabbing chicks by their private parts? Clinton was there first on that one. And tell - all books on Clinton - they' are a dime a dozen.
So, you see, Trump just attempted a little Coup, and had the Capitol trashed. Nothing Major. Now all future presidents know they can try a Coup, and not go to jail. He didn't call out the Troops to stop the Voting, as in Latin America, or anything like that.
Was basically a lazy amateur - would never have passed Coup 101, at a Latin American university.
"His four years was like a Soap Opera on TV - 'Days Of Our Presidential Lives'. It was wilder than most Soap Operas, " said a third aide.
