The Jan 6, Senate Committe Tells Rudy Giuliani To Appear In Person or Else His Ass Will Get Thrown In Jail For Five Weeks
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Jan. 6, Senate Committee chairman Bernie Thompson has informed Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani that he had better appear before the select committee (in person). Giuliani, who pleaded the fifth, a total of 97…
Read full storyJapan Gives The Ukraine Army 16 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles
TOKYO, Japan - (Satire News) - Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida, has just informed the Ukrainian government that his country will be sending them sixteen brand, new state-of-the-art 2022 Kawasaki Road Rage Rocket-Armed Motorcycles. Japan's nat…
Read full storyWimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine
Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…
Read full storyCan Supreme Court Justices Remain If Appointed By A Convicted Felon?
It was bad enough that Judges Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett were appointed by a pussy grabber (some reference note), but it seems the pussy grabber is also turning out to be a felon. Forget that he threw plates of food against the walls of the W…
Read full storyLuxurious One-Bedroom Mountain Retreat Features Majestic View, Horrific Murder Scene
Two weeks after 35-year-old African-American Oregonian hiker Lance Davis failed to check in at an Appalachian Trail checkpoint on the Tennessee/North Carolina border, Carter County Sheriff’s Department deputies recovered his desiccated remains in the…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Found Sitting On The Lincoln Monument Totally Nude At 3:35 Am.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in the entire nation, Marjorie Taylor Greene was recently caught by the D.C. Metro Police, sitting on Lincoln's lap, while reading a copy of Nancy Pelosi's best-selling book titled, "The Trump I…
Read full storyAll Trump's Actions Presidential, Say Top Aides - Now Presidents Can Do Coups
Three Top Trump aides spoke, off the record, Exclusively to Basil Blathering of the Glastonbury Gazette, after some cash changed hands. They had recently been to the wild Glastonbury Festival. They were in costume, incognito, with their costumed…
Read full storyThe Senate Condemnatory Hearings On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6, Is Making Trump Look Like The Mean, Traitorous, Asshole That He Is!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Senate Hearings on the the Trumptard's GOP supporters, who viciously attacked the nation's capital has come out with hundreds of items that all make the Mar-a-Lago Liar even more of a fucking liar than he alrea…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Brought Down The Wall
A blessing from heaven has come down upon the earth. The conservative majority in the U.S. Supreme Court has brought down the wall separating church and state in a series of new rulings. Satanists, Kwanzaa followers, Hindus Of Shiva's Heart, Worsh…
Read full storyA Hobby, A Horse And A Hickory Dick: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Life is a shell game with but one predictable outcome; you’re gonna get screwed in the end. What we see isn’t necessarily what’s happening. In time and space there are unlimited variations of reality. To cope with this, Modern S…
Read full storyTrump Berates A Black McDonalds Employee And Gets Himself Arrested For Fast Food Racism
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - The man that has more nicknames than anyone else in the country, has just been arrrested. It seems that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, was having lunch at a McDonalds in Palm Beach, when he was told that the i…
Read full storyBojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds
The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…
Read full storyThe Massachusetts Senate Has Just Approved Lobster Fights
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - In a story that sounds highly improbable, the senate of Massachusetts has just voted to approve state-sanctioned lobster fights. The vote was 87 to 13 in favor of having the fights. One of the politicians who voted again…
Read full storyEngland's Windsor Castle Is Going To Become The Biggest Fast Food Court Establishment In The Entire World
BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle. Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and s…
Read full storySupreme Court rules that good ol’ boys can march through black neighborhoods dressed as ghosts on Halloween
In another stunning pile of stupidity the US Supreme Court ruled by a majority that good ol’ boys are allowed to parade through areas of America inhabited by people of color, sporting ghost outfits and carrying lit torches. Ghost suits were previo…
Read full storyDonald Trump almost stabbed a secret Service agent with his nose on Jan 6
A White House aide revealed that former President Donald Trump used his nose to attack a Secret Service agent who refused to take him to the Capitol Hill riot on January 6. Trump, whose nose is believed to have grown six inches since he took offic…
Read full storyDarwin Was Odd - Used A Microscope - But No Microscopic Animals In His Book
Microbes are tiny animals too small to see with the eye - but big enough to see with a microscope. Darwin knew about them, but He went in other directions. stuck with birds and big animals. So, we got Evolution, and the Fittest Surviving - (Hitle…
Read full storyThe 2023 List of Brand New Automobile Names For The Computer Era
BuzzFuzz News is reporting that the automobile industry has just announced that it is releasing its brand new 2023 list of automobile names. And every major auto maker is developing a new vehicle which will be named in honor of the computer era.
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