The New Disney Series Is Ms. Marvel (And Her Sister Missy Marvel) is Orgasmic - Literally
Disney has a glossy new series Ms. Marvel, with a Canadian actress, with really “marvellous" powers. She is a marvellous actress. Not shown yet in the series, is her sister Missy Marvel-there for the bored pre-teen girls (on their 10th boyfriend…
Read full storyBrooklyn Hits 106 Sweltering Degrees And The Streetwalkers Are Conducting Business Using Their Home Computers
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - Way back in the summer of 1968, the Lovin' Spoonful sang the hit song "Summer In The City." And now fans of the Spoonful can sing "It's One Fucking Hot-As-Hell Summer In The City." And as damn hot as the temps are, there…
Read full storyThe Mojave Desert's Death Valley Is Boiling As Temps Hit 141 Degrees!
DEATH VALLEY, California - (Satire News) - Even the famed Santa Ana Winds could not help to cool down Death Valley. The valley that was made famous by the old television show, "Death Valley Days," has just broken it's 132 degree heat record, which…
Read full storyEngland To Show Solidarity For Ukraine Will Be Painting Big Ben In The Yellow and Blue Ukrainian Colors
LONDON - (Satire News) - Parliament has voted to repaint the Tower Big Ben, in order to show their support for Ukraine. The world's most famous clock will be painted yellow and blue to show solidarity for the good, kind-hearted citizens of Ukraine…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Reveals That Even Taking 5 Viagra Pills A Day Doesn't Help Her Daddy's Erectile Dysfunction
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump has told the members of the news media that she knows exactly why her father (The Racist Predator) is in such a horrible, mean, cruel, frustrated, evil mood. Ivanka, who is perhaps the only member of the T…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus and Johnny Depp Record An Album of Old-Time Standard Buccaneer Songs
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The singer/actress who is credited with single-handedly inventing the art of twerking is ecstatic that she has recorded an album of old time standard classic pirate songs with the star of the "Pirates of The Caribbean"…
Read full storyElon Musk Sued Over Rampant Racism On Twitter
Elon Musk is already being sued for alleged racism and harassment on Twitter, even before his bid to buy the company is finalized. The lawsuit is being filed by multiple users who claim to have been subjected to an increase in racial harassment on th…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is In A Sticky Wicket
Donald Trump is in a sticky wicket or up to his neck, gulp, gulp! The January 6th Committee says so, and so does his daughter Ivanka. "I agreed with Attorney General William Barr." She didn't add because Bill Barr called her father's voter fraud alle…
Read full storyMike Pence Files A $73 Million Lawsuit Against Donald Trump For Threatening To Have Him Hanged
COLUMBUS, Indiana - (Satire News) - The former vice-president, Mike Pence is fit to be tied after learning that the scumbag, evil, bigot (The Trumptard) tried to hire members of the Proud Oath Boys to have him hung. Pence told Anderson Cooper that…
Read full storyDonald Trump Has Gone Into Hiding
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The most evil, hateful, racist individual since that Nazi asshole, Adolf Hitler, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has gone into hiding. BuzzFuzz reports that no one knows where the piece-of-bottom feeding shitass has…
Read full storyNorth Korea Funding Nuclear Program With Stolen Crypto Hailed As Mainstream Crypto Adoption Win
North Korea has been conducting crypto mining and continues to be accused of crypto heists to make up for the pandemic-related economic slowdown. Shockingly, North Korea has used the stolen cryptocurrencies to support its nuclear and missile programs…
Read full storyIt’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To
It’s My Party and I’ll Deny If I Want To (with apologies to the lovely Lesley Gore) It's my Party, and I'll deny if I want to Deny if I want to Deny if I want to You would deny too, if it happened to you. Everyone knows Donald Trump was…
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