Donald Trump Has Gone Into Hiding

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 11 June 2022

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Sing Sing Prison will soon be outfitting the racist tax-evader in convict orange.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The most evil, hateful, racist individual since that Nazi asshole, Adolf Hitler, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has gone into hiding.

BuzzFuzz reports that no one knows where the piece-of-bottom feeding shitass has slithered off too; not even the woman who the Trumptard considers the sexiest female in the USA, his middle-aged Barbie doll-looking daughter, Ivanka.

Melania was asked by reporter Taffeta Kixx if she knew where her husband had gone and she replied in a stern voice, "Looks, I duzzn't care where dee poosy-grabeen poor excuse for a husbandt has lefted for."

Meanwhile, former lover Hope Hicks has revealed that she agreed to a deal with old "Carrot Face" that he would pay her $25 dollars for every kiss on the lips that she would give him.

SIDENOTE: The FBI says that they looked for DJT for 8-hours and they have decided to give up the search.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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