NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The most evil, hateful, racist individual since that Nazi asshole, Adolf Hitler, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, has gone into hiding.
BuzzFuzz reports that no one knows where the piece-of-bottom feeding shitass has slithered off too; not even the woman who the Trumptard considers the sexiest female in the USA, his middle-aged Barbie doll-looking daughter, Ivanka.
Melania was asked by reporter Taffeta Kixx if she knew where her husband had gone and she replied in a stern voice, "Looks, I duzzn't care where dee poosy-grabeen poor excuse for a husbandt has lefted for."
Meanwhile, former lover Hope Hicks has revealed that she agreed to a deal with old "Carrot Face" that he would pay her $25 dollars for every kiss on the lips that she would give him.
SIDENOTE: The FBI says that they looked for DJT for 8-hours and they have decided to give up the search.