LONDON - (Satire News) - Parliament has voted to repaint the Tower Big Ben, in order to show their support for Ukraine.
The world's most famous clock will be painted yellow and blue to show solidarity for the good, kind-hearted citizens of Ukraine as they fight off the devilish attacks from Putin's rabid, attack dogs.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson told Parliament that he is bloomingly thrilled that they all decided to go along with his color scheme idea.
He then pointed to Svetlana Chevski, 48, and said that the Moscow-born female Parliamentosa, still shows allegiance to her communist country.
The prime minister did tell her in no uncertain terms, that if her heart is still in Russia, then she needs to get her fucking comrade ass back to the land of evil, warmongering SOBs and Bitches.
