MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - Ivanka Trump has told the members of the news media that she knows exactly why her father (The Racist Predator) is in such a horrible, mean, cruel, frustrated, evil mood.
Ivanka, who is perhaps the only member of the Trump klan, ah clan, that has a semblance of sense, told CNN's Don Lemon, that her daddy hates the fact that his get-up-and-go has gotten-up-and-gone.
She giggled as she said that she personally heard it from one of her daddy's favorite girlfriends, (i.e. Maria Bartiromo), that he officially has ED (aka a limp pee-pee)
Ivanka, who now says her father may take her out of his will, confided that even taking 5 Viagra pills a day still won't help his wet noodle (prick).
Meanwhile, the Trumptard told his number one west coast ass kisser and third-rate actor Scott Baio that he can still boink like a fucking rabbit.
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: And the endless lies go on, and on, and on...]
