Rudy Giuliani Says Ex-President Trump Owes Him $9 Million In Unpaid Lawyer’s Fees
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many experts in the know, including 83 members of the GOP, are off-the-record saying that it is just a matter of time before Rudy (Giuliani), Matt (Gaetz), and Donaldo (Trump) get fitted for their orange jump suits.
Read full storyPresident Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!
Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…
Read full storyRepublican Party Pay Trump Kids To Investigate 2020 Voter Fraud
The Republican Party is dumping big bucks into the Trump kids' pockets to investigate whether or not there was any voter fraud in the 2020 election. And how do you think that’s going to go? Eric Trump will do the numbers, yeah. Ivanka will give d…
Read full storyDNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
Read full storyTrump’s First Day In Hell
Donald J. Trump was only on the fifth bite of his McDonald’s Ultra Huge Gonzo burger with extra cholesterol when it lodged in his throat and choked him. Melania’s half-hearted attempt at the Heimlich maneuver did nothing to help the ex- so called Pre…
Read full storyCommuters happy to be able to travel nude again
Since the pandemic began, commuters from the sleepy village of Chaffinch St Cock have had to wear hazmat suits to travel on the bus to the local business park in Bishop’s Prepuce. Yet no longer. Thanks to the easing of COVID restrictions, travelle…
Read full storyWing Stop Is In a Horrendous Panic As Chicken Wings Have Become Scarce-As-Hell!
CHUCK WAGON, Texas – (Satire News) - The famous buffalo wings franchise reports that the top executives are in a state of absolute concern and downright panic due to what is being called The Chicken Wing Shortage of 2021. Spokesperson Bernardo Fl…
Read full storyDon Jr's Ex says he's a hopeless bedwetter
Don Jr's ex Vanessa Trump, says he wet the bed every night, often multiple times. "It was awful!" she said of the experience. Asked how long it's been going on, Vanessa said she can't remember a "dry night" with Donald Trump Jr. "He likes to cu…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that the North Korean leader has just hired retired Chicago Bulls super star Dennis Rodman to be the coach of his North Korean Olympic basketball team. Ci…
Read full storyPresident Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House
The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined. The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom.
Read full storyCactus Rustlers in Arizona Caught With 900 Adult Cacti
PRICKLY PEAR, Arizona – (Satire News) – The Arizona Department of Range Rangers is reporting that they have apprehended a group of cactus rustlers, who they had pegged The Thorny Trio. Captain Omar D. Sindaboodle, with the ADRR said that they were…
Read full storyElon Musk Loves In-N-Out Burgers So Much – He’s Thinking About Buying The Fast Food Franchise
SANTA MUCHACHA, California – (Satire News) – Those who know Elon Musk, aka Mr. Mars, know that there are four things that the amazing billionaire loves, The Houston Astros, The La Brea Tar Pits, Mars, and Sofia Vergara’s amazing breasts. But as h…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Shocks The Music World As She Finally Writes a Song That Isn’t About One of Her Ex-Boyfriends
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The blue-eyed, blonde-haired pop music songstress has informed the music world that she will soon be releasing her next single. And the shocking part is that the song, which Taylor co-wrote with BFF Meghan Markle is NOT…
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