President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

Funny story written by Earthvessel

Thursday, 27 May 2021

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Secret Service Agents are confident they'll find him

The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined.

The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom. After about 10 minutes when there was no sign of him, I knocked on the door and there's no answer. We have a certain protocol which I can't get into but I broke in to the washroom and the president was not inside.

The agent went on to tell us that there is another door that leads into an adjacent room however, and it's assumed the president exited the washroom using that door.

An exhaustive search is underway throughout the White House, which is a very large building with hundreds of rooms, closets and washrooms.

The Secret Service says it is confident the president is still inside the building because there is no record an him exiting the White House.

"We expect to find him very soon" the agent told us "we know he's here, we just have to hope he hasn't passed out or inadvertently hurt himself somehow. But I'm sure he's just fine! he added."

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