CHUCK WAGON, Texas – (Satire News) - The famous buffalo wings franchise reports that the top executives are in a state of absolute concern and downright panic due to what is being called The Chicken Wing Shortage of 2021.
Spokesperson Bernardo Flickmeister, III, informed the fast food media that Wing Stop has not seen anything remotely as serious as this since The Honey Mustard Scandal of 2013.
When asked why the chicken wings shortage has become so bad, he replied that it is due to chicken hormones. When asked to explain he noted that it is actually very simple.
Flickmeister, no relation to Dundee and Sally Fickmeister of Boston, stated that the roosters are all as horny as ever, and as sex-hungry as always, but the problem lies solely with the chickens.
He revealed that due to a very mysteriously prevalent imbalance in the sex hormones of the egg-laying hens, the female birds have, sad to say, simply lost all interest in engaging in the sex act with the roosters.
Mr. Flickmeister pointed out that as frustrating as it is for the chicken franchise owners, one can only imagine how frustrating and downright traumatizing it must be for the poor, sex-starved roosters.