NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – The blue-eyed, blonde-haired pop music songstress has informed the music world that she will soon be releasing her next single.
And the shocking part is that the song, which Taylor co-wrote with BFF Meghan Markle is NOT about one of Taylor’s countless boyfriends.
Swift talked to Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle and assured her that the song is most definitively not about any of her ex-beau’s, including Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Harry Stiles, Jake Gyllenhaal, Patrick Schwarenegger, Conor Kennedy, or Felix Tippatippy.
Taylor actually confided to Miss Chipotle that due to the Coronapalooza pandemic she has made it a point to abstain from any type of sexual intimacy.
She added that she is just now starting to swim in her $700,000 swimming pool with someone other than herself.
The title of Tay-Tay’s new single is “Truth Be Told, I Really and Truly Don’t Need To Write Anymore Songs About One of My Many Ex-Boyfriends.”
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