Tests Conducted On Dirt From Mars Show It Greatly Resembles The Dirt Found in New Mexico
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…
Read full storyA UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes
CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…
Read full storyMoustachio'd Lady Threat
The common draught excluder is not as innocent as it may seem. Indeed, it could be a sign of dangers to come, said Lord Elpus, yesterday in the Upper House. "We live in troubled times, in which the common sort of person may rise up and seek despe…
Read full story"El Chapo" Spotted At A McDonald’s Drive-Thru In Louisiana
BAYOU FUFU, Louisiana – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News, has just reported that the notorious drug lord Joaquin Archivaldo Guzman Loera, better Known as “El Chapo” was reportedly seen in line at a drive-thru window at a McDonald’s in Bayou Fufu, Louis…
Read full storyWhy Is It That Bald Headed Kids Always Seem To Get Cancer? Asks Wanker.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — After friends, family and classmates came together to support a South Florida kid fighting cancer local man, Kevin Rogerson, was overheard asking his wife why was it that a disproportionate of bald children seemed to catch ca…
Read full storyA Huge Sinkhole in Downtown Chicago Swallows Up A 73-Story Building
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – In what is being called the biggest sinkhole since the infamous Kalahari Desert Sinkhole of September 13, 1613, a huge one-block in circumference sinkhole has just swallowed up the 73-Story Chaka Khan Musical Building in the…
Read full storyDownload your free Euro 2020 tournament planner here
Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri…
Read full storyThe debate is over! Official definition of “Numbnuts” going on record Monday!
Winston Rumford is a world-renowned linguist who specializes in off-color slang and derogatory terms. When Rumford learned of the ongoing debate about the meaning of the term “numbnuts” he became resolved to come up with the definitive answer. He…
Read full storyBlake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Named The Sexiest Couple in Music
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – One of the happiest and most talented couples in the world of music has just been named The Sexiest Couple in Music. Music Moments Magazine says Blake Shelton who is 51, and Gwen Stefani who is 44, have been dating for…
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