Do The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex, Suck?
Some people are whispering, with hand covering their mouth, that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex: suck. Suck? Ouch! That certainly falls short of the kind of review they wished for their marriage. Even Meghan received better reviews while working o…
Read full storyBig Pharma Achieves Herd Immunity from Liability for COVID Vaccine-Related Injury
Thanks to 1986 legislation severely limiting pharmaceutical companies’ liability for vaccine-related injuries, coupled with new legislation completely immunizing manufacturers of COVID-19 vaccines from legal liability, Big Pharma triumphantly reporte…
Read full storyElectron Admits to Being a Bit Negative
Despite being encouraged to feel good about his essential role in the makeup of matter, an electron named Eli admitted to being a bit negative. “I really admire my comrade protons who have such a positive attitude,” said Eli. “And I greatly respe…
Read full storyNewlywed Bride Lands On Her Sexy Ass After Slipping On Rice
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Former New York Giants cheerleader Sasha Lippowitz, 29, got married to the man of her dreams, Coney Island hot dog vendor, Louie “Wassup” Tellatini, 27. The two originally met at the Ice Rink at Rockefeller Center. Sasha…
Read full storyWalmart Announces That All of Their Store Greeters Will Now Be Armed With Glock-9 Handguns
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The biggest retailer in the entire world has just informed the news media that effective immediately, all of their front-of-the-store greeters will be equipped with Glock-9 handguns, which they will have in plain view.
Read full storyBob Denver, AKA Gilligan, Finally Admits That Yes He Was Boinking Ginger
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reporter Wyatt St. Yuma, recently met with the star of “Gilligan’s Island” Bob Denver at a local Long John Silvers Seafood Restaurant. The sit-com "Gilligan's Island" ran for three years from 1964 to 1967.
Read full storyMunich Stadium changes colours and is now projecting Lederhosen, Bratwurst and Knickerbockers!
After attempting to depict themselves as a 'Rainbow' city and being rebuked by a nation still living in the dark ages, Munich surrendered! The Munich council, after counselling with the rest of Europe, decided it was time to boost their Bavarian n…
Read full storyMeteorologists Are Predicting That An Astounding 47 Hurricanes Will Wreak Hellacious Hell On The U.S. Mainland This Year
CROCODILE SHOES, Florida – (Satire News) – In a prediction to end all predictions the U.S. Weather Federation has stated that they are expecting a grand total of 47 hurricanes to make landfall in the continental United States this hurricane season.
Read full storyAn Iowa Grandmother Loves Her Birthday Cactus Figurine - But It Ain’t A Cactus Figurine
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Mildred F. Duckington was thrilled with the beautiful cactus figurine that her 17, great grandchildren gave her for her 94th birthday. She thanked them and she asked why they were all laughing like crazy. She aske…
Read full storyBiden’s Dog Passes Away: QAnon Questions Family’s Cryptic Message
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Joe Biden and the First Lady announced Saturday that the family dog Champ, a 13-year old German Shepherd, died peacefully at the Biden’s home in Delaware. To the casual observer, the announcement might pass as a simpl…
Read full storyDonald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves
WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…
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