Louie Buller Gohmert Heading The Revolution
Congressman Louie Buller Gohmert of Texas has the reins of power in his hands. He plans to overturn the election results, defy the people's vote and give Donald Trump four more disastrous years in the White House. His plan is simple. Ignore the le…
Read full storyAmazon Clamp Down On Stupid Questions
In a shock move, Amazon have finally started prosecuting people who ask purposefully stupid questions about products on their site. The decision comes as campaigners ramped up efforts to pressure the consumer giant to get something done about the…
Read full storyIndians Vote to Outlaw Yak Races
BOMBAY, India – (Sports Satire) – The government of India, after years of debate, has voted to ban the age-old tradition of yak races. President Ram Nath Kovind issued a proclamation after members of PETA complained that the races were cruel to th…
Read full storyNewscaster Furious Over Faulty Equipment Snub
Veteran ITN News reporter James Mates is said to be furious with ITV bosses over an apparent vendetta they have against him, which appears to be spilling out into his newscasts. Regular viewers of the news programme in the UK have noticed how ever…
Read full storyTeenager resolves that he will ask girl out, this year
Teenager Thomas Johnson has had a bit of a crush on Sarah Fitzmaurice for two years now, but has decided that 2021 will be the year that he actually asks her out. He said on his blog, which is only read by his good mate, Snotty Bob: 'I know I have…
Read full storyMan listening to U2
Even though one of his resolutions for 2021 was not to listen to any U2 songs, music fan Gary Johnson has already broken that one rule. 'I am a huge fan of music. Enya is a favourite, and the more raucous sound of the New Seekers is great, but I l…
Read full storyRare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure
Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…
Read full storyLorry Parked Outside Man's House Is A Bloody Nuisance
We've all been there. The annoying neighbor parking his car right outside our house, our window, or right across our drive, making it extremely difficult for us to gain access to the garage. Spare a thought, then, for one man who had an even bigge…
Read full storyJaggedone's New Year Resolutions in a Nutty Nutshell!
2020 was for many people SHIT! So Jaggedone has decided to turn over a new leaf and offer his 2021 resolutions to the world! They are very promising, and, of course, provocative! 1) Boris Johnson and his Brexiteers: FUCK OFF; Jaggedone promises t…
Read full storyTaxi Driver 'Gutted' Over Hamilton Knighthood
Recent news of Lewis Hamilton receiving a knighthood in the New Year's honours list has left one London cabbie 'gutted'. John Smith, 56, has been a black cab driver for 30 years, and in that time has taken close to 600,000 fares. But news of Lewis…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says The Vibrator Rumors Are False
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Kim Kardashian is furious at the rumors that appeared in Hollywood Innuendo, stating that, lately, she has been using the services of a vibrator. Kardashian, who has been separated from her loser husband, Kanye West, fo…
Read full storyOscar Meyer Wienermobile Driver Arrested for Tailgating
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – The Philadelphia Police Department has informed the news media that they have arrested one Melvin “Weenie” Buckthorn. The arresting PPD officer stated that he observed the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile that Buckthorn was…
Read full storyTrump Gave The State Of Georgia To The Democrats For $2,000
Donald Trump must enjoy stepping into it. What’s the it? The it could be anything from a juvenile tweet to the entire state of Georgia. Attempting to belittle the $600 Democratic COVID-19 supplement, Donald Trump said it should have been a $2,000…
Read full storySinging 'Happy Birthday' While Washing Hands Has Strange Side Effects?
Bristol, England (A country in no way associated with the rest of Europe, for those American readers.) Scientists at Bristol Community College have discovered that singing Happy Birthday that many damn times in a single year can, indeed, lead to some…
Read full storyAll Hell Breaks Loose Outside Man's House
There were furrowed brows and anxious looks from behind twitching curtains in one man's neighborhood last night, after a major disturbance in the locality caused residents to wonder just what the hell was going on. The incident happened just befor…
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