Lately, the Rodgers and Hammerstein ballad, "If I Loved You" has been going through my head, leading to this parody. Don't worry Sandra, it is just a parody!
IF YOU LOVE ME
TIME AND AGAIN I WOULD TRY TO SAY
I DON'T LOVE YOU AT ALL
IF YOU LOVE ME
OH, HOW I'D TELL YOU TO GO AWAY
BUT I DON'T HAVE THE GALL
LONGING TO TELL YOU
THAT I'M NOT YOUR GUY
I'D SOMETIMES WISH THAT
GOD WOULD MAKE YOU DIE!
YOU WON'T LEAVE ME
OH, IF YOU'D GO, LIFE WOULD BE SO SWEET
NEVER, NEVER A TWEET
THAT YOU LOVE ME
PLEASE DON'T LOVE ME!
