Teenager resolves that he will ask girl out, this year

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 1 January 2021

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The girls all like a man in a tie, don't they?

Teenager Thomas Johnson has had a bit of a crush on Sarah Fitzmaurice for two years now, but has decided that 2021 will be the year that he actually asks her out.

He said on his blog, which is only read by his good mate, Snotty Bob: 'I know I have spoken about it for a while now, but 2021 is definitely the year that I ask Sarah out. I mean, obviously, there is nowhere to go at the moment, so the cinema is out, and we are not in each other's social bubble, but I am sure that we will go out at least once together this year.'

'Oh, what is my Tom like?' asked his father, Gary. 'Oh, I know, he is like a politician, always over-promising and under-delivering.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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