If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede
If he got blown out of the water, Donald Trump would concede, so says son Eric Trump. Blown out is a strange requirement added to election ethics and the Constitution of the United States. The Constitution does not indicate the presidential electi…
Read full storyMan's Wife Never Listens To A Word He Says
It's something that's often said in jest between married couples, or between parents and children, or jokily between colleagues at work in a 'bantering' way, but there was nothing bantersome about one man's complaint this week, when he revealed that…
Read full storyBBC Question Time Reclassified as Comedy
In an announcement tonight which is shocking to absolutely nobody, the new Director General of the BBC has announced that the flagship political discussion program "Question Time" will now be treated as a third-rate sitcom "It's bloody terrible,"…
Read full storyRussian Vaccine To Be Mass Produced For US Market At Trump Sperm Banks
There was great news for the entire country, and even the world, this morning, when it was revealed that the Coronavirus vaccine currently being tested in Russia, is to be mass produced within the United States at President Trump's extensive network…
Read full storyTrump Won’t Commit To Leaving Office When He Loses. Oh Yeah?
Donald Trump says he won’t leave the White House IF he loses the election. Fella, you don’t own the White House. You are a guest of the American voter. You pay for your daily occupancy with winning votes. It’s like staying at a hotel, or one of y…
Read full storyBoris Johnson blames "pudding f***ers" for spreading Coronavirus
For years, it was the love that dared not speak its creamy name. Queen Victoria famously said of secundophilia, "Any passion between a man and a pudding is abhorrent and unnatural." Until the 1950s, it was not uncommon for people caught pudding-f…
Read full storyBoris victim of identification theft
Boris Johnson, UK prime minister, has reportedly been subject to a carefully planned and coordinated identity robbery by none other than Ronald McDonald, the fast food personality. The erstwhile criminal, otherwise known as a colourful promotiona…
Read full storyJoe Biden’s Campaign Team Has Invited Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal to Sit in The Front Row at The Presidential Debate
DOVER, Delaware – (Satire News) – Democratic presidential candidate and the champion of the working class, Joe Biden, flew to his home town to pick up some more clean clothes. While in Dover, he spoke with a reporter with the Vox Populi News Agenc…
Read full storyThe Nazi Alliance of AmeriKKKa Names President Trump It’s 2020 “Man of the Year”
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the biggest Nazi organizations in the nation, the Nazi Alliance of AmeriKKKa, has just bestowed its annual “Man of the Year” award to President Donald Trump. The president will join a list of former…
Read full storyTNT Sports Commentators Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal Are in Hot Water With The Black Community
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports News) – Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that two of the fattest sports analysts on television, Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal, have done gone and stepped in it again; the it being a pile of horseshit. Barkley, known a…
Read full storyPresident Trump is Thrilled That The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band Has Written a Song For His Campaign Rallies
NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – President Trump’s favorite musical band has just informed him that they have written a campaign song for him to use at all of his campaign pep rallies. Cyrus Flick, who plays fiddle with the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin- Ba…
Read full storyPresident Trump Insists That Sean Hannity Be The TV Debate Moderator Instead of Chris Wallace
BERLIN, Vermont – (Satire News) – The president had a campaign rally in the town of Berlin, which is noted for having the same name as the city in Germany. POTUS told the crowd, which he estimated to be at least 800,000, that he is almost ready fo…
Read full storyWormhole of death
Beijing, China- A brilliant Chinese researcher in China named "He Jiankui" grew a micro wormhole into a ten foot high wormhole that was connected to a habitable world in the Alpha Centauri solar system, for the first time ever. As "He Jiankui" s…
Read full storyTrump Can Play The Banjo With His Toes
Ever since watching the 1972 film Deliverance, Donald Trump has been intrigued by the banjo, and has become very proficient with that instrument. So much so, that he has managed to learn to play the banjo - with his toes! Of course, the banjo doe…
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