If He Got Blown Out Of Water, Trump Would Concede

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 26 September 2020

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No dessert for Eric Trump.

If he got blown out of the water, Donald Trump would concede, so says son Eric Trump. Blown out is a strange requirement added to election ethics and the Constitution of the United States.

The Constitution does not indicate the presidential election must be won by being Blown out of the water.

Every election is won by one vote. Blown out of the water might be okay gangster talk in the back room of a restaurant, but isn't found in the Constitution.

And a voice vote at a Trump rally is a beggar's wish, so forget it.

As Joe Biden said, Donald Trump does not get to make the rules because he’s losing. The Constitution has established those rules.

However, by Donald Trump’s promise, Trump should not have been sworn into office in the first place.


Secretary of State Hillary Clinton blew Trump out of the water with the popular vote in the 2016 election. Secretary Clinton received 2.87 million more votes than Donald Trump.

2.87 million more is a blowout.

Nice to erase the last four years. No coronavirus pandemic. Two hundred thousand virus victims still alive. There would be health care coverage for everyone. Climate change reined in, and fewer fires and floods. Nice.

No dessert for Eric Trump! And a much needed Civics lesson for Donald Trump.

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