Republicans Are Getting Gosh, Gee Nervous
White House Press Secretary Brian Morgenstern has had his red bullfighter’s cape in hand, and has been flashing it back and forth. How dare the Democrats stop laying down dead, and use politics to fight back. Who do they think they are? Republicans?…
Read full storyBiden Casually Kills Off Two Thirds of Americans
Yesterday, in a speech honoring the late Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Joe Biden took the opportunity to criticize President Trump for his handling of the coronavirus. According to Mr. Biden, by the time he finished his speech, about 200 million Americans, or…
Read full storyGermany accused of harboring draconic laws
The German Genocide council calls for relationships and marriages between all types of consenting, hetrosexual adults to be legalized in Germany to prevent violations of international genocide laws. The council accuses the German government of pr…
Read full storySecond Impeachment Trial For Donald Trump
Ouch! One more time! Donald Trump has secluded himself in the White House, stunned with the revelation that Democrats are mulling over the possibility of a second impeachment trial. So reported a White House source. Maybe even before Christma…
Read full story2020 Lindsey Graham: “Don’t Listen to 2016 Lindsey Graham He’s a Liar!”
Washington - Speaking before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Monday, Chairman Senator 2020 Lindsey Graham said he would push through a replacement for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg immediately, not even pausing to commemorate the fallen…
Read full storyDeja Voodoo: Biden Names Kamala Harris For Supreme Court
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the news that Kamala “Breath” Harris had supplanted him for top billing on the Democrat Presidential ticket, Joe Biden returned the favor by choosing her to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court. To put this in…
Read full storyProfessor’s Death Wish for Trump Supporters is Kindly Meant
Jennifer Mosher, a professor at Marshall University in West Virginia, was suspended last week after saying she hoped President Trump’s supporters would all die from the coronavirus. When the backlash hit, the professor explained, "I’m sorry, but…
Read full storyMan Spent Afternoon Listening To Linton Kwesi Johnson
A man who read of a possible change in the way words in the English language are spelt, has told of how he dreamt up another similar scheme after spending yesterday afternoon listening to the Jamaican reggae poet, Linton Kwesi Johnson. A story on…
Read full storyManchester United fan decides to watch football, so he goes to Liverpool!
Manchester United are supposed to be a giant English football team. However, many of their fans cannot believe they are actually playing the game they are supposed to be playing! Their players kick the ball, yes; they have eleven players on the pi…
Read full storyMusic is the devil's only friend
A new scientific study has found that listening to music may have a negative impact on creativity, behavior and mental stability. It contradicts the idea that music is soothing to the mind and helps creativity. The researchers showed, the nega…
Read full storyChicharito Wants David Beckham to Rejoin The Los Angeles Galaxy
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – NBC Sports is reporting that soccer superstar Javier Hernandez, better known as Chicharito (the Little Pea), wants David Beckham to join him on his old team, the Los Angeles Galaxy. The 45-year-old Beckham played fo…
Read full storyKanye West Has Been Taken To A Funny Farm (Finally!)
POMONA, CALIFORNIA – (Satire News) – Inside Edition has reported that the man known as Mr. Kim Kardashian has finally been picked up and taken out to a local funny farm. Kanye West, who is an entertainer as well as a self-proclaimed prophet, has t…
Read full storyThree States Have Banned Gender Reveal Parties
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - The National Department of Forestry has just issued a mandate that, effective immediately, the inconsiderate practice of having gender reveal parties outside using fireworks will be prohibited. The Pismo Beach Purpo…
Read full storyManchester United Fans' Booing Could Be Heard At Old Trafford
It was a case of 'more of the same' for disgruntled Manchester United fans yesterday, as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's men kicked off the season in the worst possible way with a 3-1 home drubbing by unfancied Crystal Palace at Old Trafford. And the tortu…
Read full storyMan Considering Future In Landscape Gardening
A man who saw his back garden become a lake as it was submerged during a torrential downpour of rain over the weekend, has said he is considering his future employment prospects, and may decide to venture into the world of landscape gardening. Moy…
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