Man Afraid That A Joe Biden Victory Will Lead To Him Having To Clean Up His Yard
A grumpy Minnesota man is concerned that a November 3 Joe Biden election victory will lead him to having to clean up his immensely cluttered lawn. Donald Crabby has been dumping his household trash all over his yard ever since Donald Trump won t…
Read full storyAnn Widdicombe still hasn't ****** off
Despite repeatedly being told to **** off by people on Twitter, erstwhile Conservative politician Ann Widdicombe still refuses to. The former Strictly Come Dancing comedian, and Evil Edna from children's documentary Willo the Wisp brought to life…
Read full storyMan Pops A Cap In His Own Ass
A man who had been practising for a bank robbery he had been planning, came unstuck earlier today when he had an accident with a loaded gun, and shot himself in his bottom. The incident happened in a field near the home of Ken Moyswood (not real n…
Read full storyGerman frustrated wife divorces hubby because he has two left-hands!
(NOT EDITED) Hanging up curtain rails might be quite simple for most people, However a non-handy man from Bitburg, Germany, possessing 'two left-hands' tends to think quite differently especially having a 'flame-spitting dragon' as a wife! Hoping…
Read full storyTrump and his "Johnson": the truth
The President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump, has addressed the issue of his supposed physical impotency. He wanted to dispel any myths circulating that he couldn't get off on his own beauty. "I can make even a f...ing horse rand…
Read full storyDonald Trump Did Not Win The Presidential Debate
Donald Trump did not win the final presidential debate. Failing to take a Spoof writer’s advice to stay home, Trump showed up. The rest went downhill once he reached the podium. He was sweaty, red-faced, puffy, missing a neck, waving fat hands, r…
Read full storyAmericans relieved as Trump, Biden tactfully debate who saw babe first
While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the c…
Read full storyLeBron James and Patrick Mahomes Urge All Professional Sports Athletes To Vote For Joe Biden
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – The Turnstile Review has divulged that sports superstars LeBron James and Patrick Mahomes are urging all fans of professional sports to please vote Trump out of the White House, by voting for the kind, caring, compassi…
Read full storyPresident Trump's Twitter Account Has Been Hacked by A Guatemalan Drug Cartel
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Vox Populi News Agency has discovered that President Trump’s personal Twitter account has been hacked by the infamous Tapachula Hombres Drug Cartel. The cartel, which is the biggest drug cartel in Central Americ…
Read full storyWhat The Hell Was CNN’s Jeffrey Toobin Thinking?
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York World Register and hundreds of other news publications are all asking the head-shaking question, “What in the world was Jeffrey Toobin thinking?” Toobin, who was a well-respected writer for the New York…
Read full storyMan Is Going To Rob A Bank
An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…
Read full storyFBI: Spoof Writers Living It Up In Cuba
Washington, D. C. A SINning Woof Blister reporting for Spoof International News. Rodger Codger, President Trump's assistant acting interim recess appointee currently heading the international terrorist division of the FBI, revealed today that at leas…
Read full storyJudge Who’s Sure 2 Penguins Walked to An Ark in Iraq in 2000 BC Says Climate Science is Controversial
Washington - Judge Amy Coney Barrett, during her testimony in the Senate last week, declared that the idea that the World climate was changing due to the burning of fossil fuels was “controversial”. This, despite the reality that the entirety of r…
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