The President of the United States of America, Donald J Trump, has addressed the issue of his supposed physical impotency. He wanted to dispel any myths circulating that he couldn't get off on his own beauty.
"I can make even a f...ing horse randy as hell," he said. Trump was keen to demonstrate his abilities, and asked a willing participant, a Mrs Ruth Gunrunner, to place her mouth in a certain spot on his body. After several times, she jackpotted, and an eruption greater than Mt Vesuvious was witnessed.
Trump was later heard to cry "I'm the f..k of the century, man!"
Critics have refused to take on board the President's glowing self-endorsements. Some, however, have suggested Mr Trump resign now, so the nation can complete the emasculation of his nether regions.
