While mudslinging spoiled the first debate and scheduling issues curtailed the second, voters appeared comforted when Republican President Donald Trump and Democratic hopeful Joe Biden engaged in a respectful deliberation about who would invite the cute brunette, "the one over there on the left with nice legs and a white top", backstage.
Audience member Rona Walker, an undecided voter, said she was "reassured" the leadership contestants "managed to stop the gamesmanship, and abide by the age-old tradition where rich, powerful and famous men walk up and ask any female audience member to meet them in a private room."
As the audience began to exit, Trump and Biden were both seen walking hurriedly toward the first row in apparent disagreement.
