Man Publishes Very First Joke
A man who is a frequent contributor to a satirical news website has revealed how, after nearly fourteen years as a member, he has written his very first - and, quite possibly, last - joke for the site. Many, many moons ago, all the way back in Dec…
Read full storyGeneric Shakin' Stevens Story
Popular Welsh Elvis impersonator Shakin' Stevens will not be heard in shops in the same way during Lockdown, so to combat any deficit of Christmas cheer, the BBC is planning to play his evergreen ditty Merry Christmas Everyone at 8.00 each evening.
Read full storyDonald Trump set to pardon the A Team
It is wildly believed that, in one of his final acts as American president, Donald Trump plans to pardon the A-Team. The fictional television character saw the documentary in the 1970s and was always concerned about what would happen to Face, Hann…
Read full storyWhat is this November you speak of? asks Christmas bauble.
Christmas tree bauble Stanley Bridgewater is asking everyone what November is. 'What is a November?' asked the confused sphere. 'Is it a unit of measurement, a currency, a fashion trend? I mean, we have all heard about December, the month when we…
Read full storyDonald Trump's Guide to Hot Desking
Hello there, my fellow people of the world. If you are anything like me, 2020 has brought massive changes to your life. Big changes, the best changes, but only I had a rigged election ruining my golf game and November. Now, the fake news media…
Read full storyMan who has not bought any clothes in twelve years now worried about Burton's shutting down
Man about town Gary Johnson, who still wears the same four jumpers throughout the year, has six pairs of jeans, with 'years of wear left in them yet', is worried about the possible closure of Burton Menswear, even he hasn't thought about refreshing h…
Read full storyVillage Claims Tier 3 Exemption
Poshton, a Cheshire village in the suburbs of Manchester, is claiming exemption from the conurbation’s Covid Tier 3 status. “We’re not really northern here, you know,” says long-term resident, Lady Bower-Reservoir. “One doesn’t watch ‘Coronation…
Read full storyBiden Presidency In Doubt As List Of 'Potential Injuries' Grows
There was mounting tension in Washington today, as, after his accident on Saturday, when President-elect Joseph Biden twisted his ankle in an incident involving one of his dogs, his medical team set about taking precautionary measures to try to ensur…
Read full storyBrit 'spiffing PM' confuses 'Lockdown' with 'Countdown' in his jumbled up bubble!
(NOT EDITED) Many Brit voters are now pondering over their decision to put 'spiffing' Boris Johnson into power as Christmas approaches. Oxford English language professors are being invited to Nr.10 Downing Street in an attempt to untangle the PM's sc…
Read full storyThe Denver Broncos Sign Tim Tebow
DENVER – (Sports Satire) – There is extreme joy in the Rocky Mountains today, as the Denver Broncos have just signed Tim Tebow to be their new starting quarterback. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, reported that the man who made “Tebowing” a nat…
Read full storyHulk Hogan is Down To 147 Pounds
VENICE BEACH, California – (Sports Satire) – In the ‘It’s So Sad Department’, the once-great WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan is no longer a hulk. According to Hogan’s dentist, Dr. Marzo Glittyhop, the once-world-renowned wrestler, whose wrestling weight…
Read full storyAn 18-Wheeler in Georgia Overturns Spilling Tons of Guacamole Dip
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – An 18-wheeler Kroger trailer truck overturned on the General Robert E. Lee Highway, just outside of the little town of Rotten Peaches, Georgia, spilling guacamole dip all over the place. Luckily, the drive…
Read full storyIt Ain’t Over Till The Fat Lady Sings
So how’s Trump’s singing voice? Anyone hear him sing The Star Spangled Banner? Jingle Bells? Happy Birthday? It’s about time he started singing and congratulated Joe Biden for winning the election, taking over Air Force One, and kicking him out of th…
Read full storyMan Arrived At Work Only To Be Told To Go Home Again
A man who arrived at work this morning, only to be told that he should go home again because the government had just announced a second lockdown, has said he was well and truly pissed off, because his wife, who had brought him to work on her motorbik…
Read full storyTrump Rails At Judges As They Reject His Voter Fraud Claims
Court after court, or judge after judge is rejecting Donald Trump’s claims of voter fraud. Imagine! It’s either a vast Judicial conspiracy or Trump doesn’t have a leg or false vote to stand on. And the courts were so terrific about not releasing his…
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