What is this November you speak of? asks Christmas bauble.

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 30 November 2020

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Stan Bridgewater, dressed up for a night on the town.

Christmas tree bauble Stanley Bridgewater is asking everyone what November is.

'What is a November?' asked the confused sphere. 'Is it a unit of measurement, a currency, a fashion trend? I mean, we have all heard about December, the month when we are dusted down, and hung from a tree, and heaven help you if you have vertigo, and have to cling on for dear life! But that is what happens in December.'

He continued to ponder for a while. 'So, November is another month. How many months are there? You mean a year is twelve months? It would have been better to have been told that a November was a type of extinct animal. That would have been less horrifying than the truth. Quick, I must tell the rest of them.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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