Christmas tree bauble Stanley Bridgewater is asking everyone what November is.
'What is a November?' asked the confused sphere. 'Is it a unit of measurement, a currency, a fashion trend? I mean, we have all heard about December, the month when we are dusted down, and hung from a tree, and heaven help you if you have vertigo, and have to cling on for dear life! But that is what happens in December.'
He continued to ponder for a while. 'So, November is another month. How many months are there? You mean a year is twelve months? It would have been better to have been told that a November was a type of extinct animal. That would have been less horrifying than the truth. Quick, I must tell the rest of them.'
