Donald Trump's Guide to Hot Desking

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 30 November 2020

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No Donald, this is my desk. My desk.

Hello there, my fellow people of the world.

If you are anything like me, 2020 has brought massive changes to your life. Big changes, the best changes, but only I had a rigged election ruining my golf game and November.

Now, the fake news media have been spreading a picture of me at a very small desk. It is all part of my plan though, I have the best plans, and the most stable genius ideas.

Everybody would expect the American president to have a big desk. The biggest desk, but not me. Everybody wants the big desk, so if I have the big desk, everyone wants me to move on, but if I have a small desk, I can just get on with my work.

As I said, I am a genius, and I have the best desk.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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