Hello there, my fellow people of the world.
If you are anything like me, 2020 has brought massive changes to your life. Big changes, the best changes, but only I had a rigged election ruining my golf game and November.
Now, the fake news media have been spreading a picture of me at a very small desk. It is all part of my plan though, I have the best plans, and the most stable genius ideas.
Everybody would expect the American president to have a big desk. The biggest desk, but not me. Everybody wants the big desk, so if I have the big desk, everyone wants me to move on, but if I have a small desk, I can just get on with my work.
As I said, I am a genius, and I have the best desk.
