Donald Trump set to pardon the A Team

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 30 November 2020

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I pity the fool who wants my milk for his coffee.....

It is wildly believed that, in one of his final acts as American president, Donald Trump plans to pardon the A-Team.

The fictional television character saw the documentary in the 1970s and was always concerned about what would happen to Face, Hannibal, Howling Mad Murdoch and Mr T.

'I always wanted to know what happened to them, all of that fighting, all of the tight spots they found themselves in, and never a hair out of place. Like myself, I suppose. I mean, I have had a few problems, with crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe, people stealing my election etc., and I always wondered what The A-Team might do to help me. What was it they said? If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

Donald Trump has claimed that he watched the X Files for the stirring storylines and to cheer on the Cigarette-Smoking Man. Most men watched it for Gillian Anderson.

When asked, Mr T said 'I ain't getting on no plane...I pity the fool.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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