Trump Proves He’s A Tough Guy
Donald J. proved he was a real pseudo tough guy by announcing he would call out the military to shoot taxpayers protesting in the streets for the murder of George Floyd. One can only guess that the bone spurs must have retracted. Although, he has...
Read full storySmuckmeister Claims He Washed Hands So Many Times He Found Old Algebra Test Notes
BILLINGSGATE POST: Here we go again. Elmer Smuckmeister of Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, is at once more. He claims, that because of the Coronavirus scare, he washes his hands at least 60 times a day. “The other day, he related, “I looked at my palm...
Read full storyUS Masters 2020 To Include Special Guest
This year's US Masters Golf championship at Augusta, in November, is to feature a very special guest who has been invited to take part, as a recognition of the absolutely fantastic job he is doing for the United States of America. That very specia...
Read full storyMike Pence Admits That Sometimes When He Looks at Melania Trump, He Gets a Kind of Happy Feeling in His Pants
WALLA WALLA, Washington – Vice-President Mike Pence flew to Walla Walla on what an aide described as a top-secret mission. While there, he was given a tour of the home where the Grand Industrial Wizard Dragon of the Benevolent Gladiola Chapter of...
Read full storyPresident Trump is Considering Launching Air Strikes Against Minneapolis
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Reliable sources within the Trump White House are saying that the President is fed up with all of the rioting, looting, and illegal basketball playing that is going on in Minneapolis. The sources, who insisted that their names n...
Read full storyDon Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back
NEW YORK CITY - CNN’s Don Lemon, who hates Donald Trump more than wrestlers hate body odor, recently learned that DJT was born in Jamaica. When Lemon heard that, he quickly said that Nancy Pelosi should see about getting his golfing butt deported...
Read full storyRepublican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders
NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump. George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the...
Read full storyTerminator Films To Be Shown Endlessly, So That People Can Get Used To What The Future Is Going To Be Like
In 1984, when the first 'Terminator' film hit the movie screens, audiences marvelled at the creative ingenuity of the production's makers, and their dark conception of what a worse-than-apocalyptic future might look like. A world in chaos, ruled b...
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