Republican Groups are Placing All The Blame For the Minneapolis Uprising on Trump’s Shoulders

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 30 May 2020

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It is really amazing, George Conway hates Trump about as much as his wife Kellyanne loves him.

NEW YORK CITY – Three of the country’s largest anti-Trump Republican organizations are placing 100% of the blame for the uprising in Minneapolis on one Donald Johnny Trump.

George Conway's Dump Trump 2020, said that, if Trump had been running the country like he was supposed to be doing, instead, of playing golf every other day, we would not have had the Coronavirus pandemic, the economic fiasco, the problem with Czechoslovakia, the Ricky Gervais Scandal, and tik-toking.

The Down With Donald Federation noted that Trump’s attacks on everyone who does not look like him have shown, without a shadow of a doubt, that the man has as much business being president as a woodchuck has of flying a 747.

Meanwhile, The Eff Trump Coalition merely said, “Eff Trump!”

They later mentioned that even the FBI and Scotland Yard working together 24/7, would not be able to find a semblance of any kind of brain matter within the vacuous cavern that lies between Trumpster's dumbo-looking ears.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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