Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 30 May 2020

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Lemon says that first lady Melania deserves all kinds of awards for putting up with the "King of Hissy Fits."

NEW YORK CITY - CNN’s Don Lemon, who hates Donald Trump more than wrestlers hate body odor, recently learned that DJT was born in Jamaica.

When Lemon heard that, he quickly said that Nancy Pelosi should see about getting his golfing butt deported back to that island country.

Lemon pointed out that, since Trump was born in a foreign country, he is occupying the presidency illegally.

After Lemon talked to an immigration lawyer, he was told that Trump can in fact physically be put on a boat, and forcibly shipped the hell out of the United States.

The CNN newscaster said that his phone had been ringing with friends, voters, and even Trump supporters, thanking him for finally finding a way to legally get rid of Cheetos Face.

Lemon even said that he had a call from Melania, who tried to disguise her voice.

Former New York mayor, Mike Bloomberg, told the Lemon Kid, that he was going to write him a check for $16,000 in appreciation of his bringing down the biggest tyrant in the history of tyrants, including Macedonia’s Pantilla the Putrid.

Well, ladies and gentleman. Sad to say, it was all short-lived. Don Lemon received a call from his private investigator, who said that yes, Trump had in fact been born in Jamaica… Jamaica Hospital in Queens!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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