GOP at CPAC 2020: Let's Empower a Lawless Corrupt Demagogue So We Won't End Up Like Venezuela

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 2 March 2020

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Hugo Chavez and Donald Trump

Fort Washington, Maryland - The Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) wrapped up its four-day conference at the Gaylord Resort here over the weekend. The organization, which, like most political action committees, funnels money from well-heeled donors to politicians, in order to corrupt America's system of government and subvert Democracy, offered President Trump a ringing endorsement, and pronounced his opponents, and members of the press as enemies of the people.

Some speakers at the conference declared that opponents of Trump were all radical, crazed socialists trying to lead the country down the path of ruin by providing free healthcare and higher education to its citizens. They also praised the government of Israel, which provides free healthcare and higher education to its citizens.

Meanwhile, GOP boosters interviewed outside the hotel, were asked if they could tell the difference between statements made by Trump and quotes from former Venezuela dictator Hugo Chavez. They were unable to do so.

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