Man who thinks good music stopped in 1973, hasn't bought any new music since 1973

Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 2 March 2020

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Oh my god, what is this Vanilla Ice that you speak of?

Ladies man, Brian Asshat, is of the opinion that no good new music has been released since 1973, and has told us repeatedly.

Unknown to Brian though, that is because the grammar nazi has not bought any new music since 1973.

'I was in a record shop in the early 1980s, and they were playing some of that duff, duff music, the type that I am led to believe is popular in those nightclub places, and I thought that if that is what passes as music these days, I am better off without it. I will stick to Tubular Bells, Lindisfarne and Fairport Convention if it's all the same to you. Even Church bell music is getting too racy for me. Give me a madrigal. If that doesn't woo a young lady, then I don't know what will.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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