Cotton Bud Became Lodged In Ear Canal
Personal hygiene is of the utmost importance, particularly in times such as we are living through with the Coronavirus pandemic, but things were taken just a little bit too far by one man this week, when a cotton bud he was using to clean his ears ou…
Read full story“The Likes Of Which Our Country Has Never Seen.”
On Wednesday morning, there was a warning from Donald Trump: "The likes of which our country has never seen." Trump stood, hands up facing the audience, (like a stick-up) elbows to his ribs, red tie, red face. Was he warning about an Al Qaeda inva…
Read full storyUS Pulls Out of Milky Way
WASHINGTON - The Trump administration has formally notified the United Nations that the U.S. is withdrawing from the Milky Way Galaxy. The withdrawal will be complete this time next year, after a one-year waiting period has elapsed. "We will conti…
Read full storyEastEnders Actor Considering Leaving Show To Avoid Becoming Typecast
Becoming associated with one particular acting role and being unable to escape it, is every actor's worst fear, and the start of a long, narrow road that leads inevitably to oblivion. That's the grim prospect now being faced by the long-time EastE…
Read full storyOle Ole Ole
After Manchester United were sensationally dumped out of Europe by Seville, Reds manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has had to quell rumours of discontent and rumblings of dissent in his ranks. Ole has been lauded for guiding the Red Devils into fourth…
Read full storyPelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal
The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…
Read full storyPregnant cat punches male cat in the eye! He got too close!
(UNEDITED) Highly pregnant women can sometimes be quite sensitive when their male partners attempt to have a bit of 'slap and tickle' during the nine months! However, our feline partners react quite differently when nearing birth of their kittens!…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Reveals That President Trump Came on to Her
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Caitlyn, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner, has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Fox News that, just after Trump won the Electoral College election, he…
Read full storyThe NFL’s Decision to Play or Not Play Keeps Going Back and Forth
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has put out another message saying that the previous message circumvents the former message. The media shook its head and uttered an appropriate WTF? Some writers said that Goodel…
Read full storyThe Democratic National Convention Kicks off with The Sexy, Sultry Eva Longoria as The Moderator
MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - The Democratic National Convention easily had the highest television ratings of the night, beating out “The Friends Reunion”, “The M*A*S*H Reunion”, and “The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania” season premier. The…
Read full storyPence Says No Virus on Toilet Seats
U.S. Naval Observatory, Washington D. C. Speaking in the garden outside his official office, Vice President Pence today dismissed the theory that the most common way of transmitting Covid-19 was from a toilet seat. To show how firmly he felt about t…
Read full storyGhislaine Maxwell, the Alleged Sexual Predator, Wants To Be Released From Prison Because She Fears Getting Sexually Molested.
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) - A woman who many consider to be one of the most evil sexual predators in the history of sex, has stated that she needs to be released from prison as soon as possible. Ghislaine Maxwell told TMZ that if she is not release…
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