50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce
(Reno) – A new survey released by marriageheadlines.com revealed that almost half them end in Divorce. Recent examples are “50% of All Marriages End in Divorce” and “What’s the deal with all the Divorce?” “I remember a simpler time when only about…
Read full storyWould Jesus Wear a Virus Mask?
Dewberry Park, California. U. S. A. Woof Blister reporting for SIN - Spoof International News. A church here held three indoor standing-room-only services Sunday despite a court order banning gatherings of 10 people or more. The hundreds in attendan…
Read full storyNo News is good News, especially Jaggedone's weekly broadsheet / tabloid headlines!
Tumultuous global going's on descend upon us daily, and Jaggedone just loves to home in on juicy headlines, read and believed, by UK punters lying on pebble beaches, not keeping social distancing, and certainly not wearing masks! Here Jaggedone's…
Read full storyMan finds stolen lawn mower and is excited as it belongs to a celebrity
The somewhat small but enthusiastic world of collectable lawn mowers is today buzzing with excitement as a crime victim is reunited with his beloved stolen Hickston-Brax 4 stroke cylinder lawn mower. Brian Anorak, who was temporarily only in posse…
Read full storyMan has lawn mower stolen and claims ‘You wont see this on mainstream media’
Legendary Swindon 105.5FM radio celebrity Brian Anorak has had his lawnmower stolen and claims that mainstream media are ignoring the story as, ‘It doesn’t fit their narrative’. Brian, whose problem-solving radio show, ‘Ask the Anorak’, which help…
Read full storyAn Angry President Trump Tells The NCAA That If They Cancel The Collegiate Football Season, He Will Cut-Off Millions of Dollars in Needed Funding
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The NCAA powers that be are considering cancelling the entire collegiate football season. The president is telling his advisers that Saturday college pigskin football is as traditionally American as him being a…
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex
MONTECITO, California – (Spoof News) - Oprah Winfrey told CNN’s Don Lemon that she would like to purchase Donald Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago. Lemon asked her why in the world she would want to purchase that horribly evil man’s residence.
Read full storyThe President Trump and Anthony Scaramucci Feud Is Starting To Get Downright Nasty
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Former White House staff member Anthony Scaramucci has ruffled the feathers of one Donnie "The Bully Boy" Trump. The Mooch as his grandmother nicknamed him when he was just 4-days old, said that each day Tru…
Read full storyThe Manager of the Cellar-Dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates Explains Why The Team is Doing So Damn Bad
PITTSBURGH – (Baseball Satire) - There hasn't been much for the Pirate fans to cheer about so far this season, as their beloved team has the worst record of any Major League Baseball team. Manager Derek “The Shelster” Shelton was asked by a report…
Read full storyPussy Riot Turns Down An Offer To Perform at the White House
SAUSALITO, California – (Music Satire) - The Russian female pop rock band known as Pussy Riot, has just turned down an offer to play at the Annual White House Labor Day Picnic. The event, which is organized by Melania, Ivanka, and Barron Trump has…
Read full storyA Group of Miami Dolphin Fans Ask That The Team Name Be Changed
MIAMI – (Sports Satire) - A devoted group of Miami Dolphins fans have presented a petition to the team owner, Stephen Ross, to have the team name changed. The group which calls itself, “Any Name But Dolphins” says that the dismal record that the t…
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